[Sadly, his is too. It's the curse of the perfect, is it not?]

That's unfortunate, I was hoping to find out just how long or what would be expected of us during this probation period? I'll be damned if I'm asked to bring a robot coffee, so to speak.

And speak for yourself, my time is quite valuable. What 'other matters' have you been doing that you're not going to need time for any longer?