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[commediadellanime]

Have you ever realized how boring it is to be stuck inside your house
I mean its pretty impossible to leave with it raining this weird brown stuff!! Which i didn't realize was also super sweet
Its quite strange.

Also theres the bears. Whats up with those bears

[There are a few things Childe has never experienced in his life, and chocolate and (legally distinct) Care Bears are two of those things.

Also, the bear giving him the urge to talk is part of the reason he's holed up in his home in the first place! He's trying to keep a low profile, and letting the cat out of the bag won't help.]

But mostly im just bored!! Im not used to being stuck inside - even winters in Snezhnaya you could go outside for a little bit - and what id usually do i cant. What do you people even do

Or someone could try to entertain me!!

[Please, he's not made for captivity... He's withering away without human contact...]

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[champagnetower]

There's lots of stuff you can do ✫
You can learn a new craft like sewing or bottles in ships or something!
Or learn to cook something you never have before!!
Or deep cleaning your house!

[commediadellanime]

Who cleans their house for fun
Cookings not a bad idea, though

[Assuming the replicator decides to cooperate with him, at least.]

Not exactly as exciting as i was hoping for, but it seems to fit this place.

[champagnetower]

It's not necessarily the cleaning part that's fun, but having a sparkly clean space that is!
Like when you finish doing laundry and your clothes smell so nice and fresh!
Or the feeling of wanting to put your face in clean, warm bedsheets!
Or eating a scrumptious meal your made yourself!
What kinda stuff do you usually like to do for fun?

[commediadellanime]

Fight, mostly.
Nothing is as refreshing or exciting as a fight to the death!! Though close spars can come pretty close.

Sometimes I go fishing, too, but can't exactly do that right now.

[champagnetower]

Fishing is great!
It truly is a shame that can't be done right now!
But fighting, huh?
I guess people really are either a lover or a fighter, fufu~!
Maybe learn some new fighting techniques!

[commediadellanime]

Im sure theres a lot of fighting techniques i dont know, but its kind of a moot point if theres no teachers, isnt it
Are you saying youre not a fighter then
Makes sense!!

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[21kingpuddings]

[Hold up.]

have you never had chocolate before??

[champagnetower]

Nope I'm not a fighter!
But if you needed lessons in love and romance, I'm like an expert!

[commediadellanime]

Is that what its called
Because yes ive never had chocolate before

[commediadellanime]

I think im good without any lessons from someone who claims to be an expert but doesnt provide qualifications

[champagnetower]

Once upon a time before this place I was the #1 host of Shinjuku!
That means lots of people came to me specifically to feel loved and adored!
To live out their dreams of feeling like they have a special someone!
To have an evening where they get to feel special for once in their life!
Some people consider it a scummy business but if I could bring joy to someone for just one night, then I see it as a positive!

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[monklookslikealady]

I believe the 'weird brown stuff' is chocolate rain. You should try some, if you haven't yet.

Now I'm curious what would you normally do that you can't?

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[judging_you]

I would nearly rather the events of the previous month, if we are to be forced to remain inside.

[commediadellanime]

[Well, at least he's talking to someone who doesn't care how scummy that sounds.]

Only one good night seems kind of shitty and lonely, though.
Do you get a lot of repeat customers

[commediadellanime]

I'll consider it.

Fight.
Go fishing.
Take care of my siblings, but that's basically impossible.

[commediadellanime]

You want to be chased by darts again

[21kingpuddings]

yeah thats whats falling from the sky
its really good, right?? its a treat! you can eat it as a snack or dessert or whatever!

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[pinkxeno]

The brown stuff is chocolate. It's super delicious!

Why get stuck at home just because of chocolate and bears? None of them will hurt you.

[judging_you]

Darts do not leave behind stains, as this rain does.

[champagnetower]

Well, it is. No use denying that.
But the alternative often is dealing with their usual loneliness, and other problems that bring them sadness.
So partying for one night, having good conversation, allowing them to feel like maybe happiness is real and dreams can come true makes it a big deal!
And yes, I do get many repeat customers!

[commediadellanime]

I haven't actually tried it, yet.
Seemed a bit unsanitary!

[commediadellanime]

Maybe they're not dangerous, but they make you want to do things right
Probably not the best idea to go up to someone and tell them how much you think about killing them!!

[commediadellanime]

True enough!
Seems you've got caught a few times huh
Should've just stayed home, mister!

[Too late for that now, though.]

[commediadellanime]

Don't you get lonely too
Having all of these fleeting relationships
Putting in all of this effort for a person who might not think of you again
Isn't it sad for you, too

[judging_you]

I do not fear the rain. It is merely troublesome.

[pinkxeno]

They made me want to hug my friends, not wanting to kill people!! [ what kind of bears are you dealing with, dude? ]

[champagnetower]

I'm a super lucky person, actually!
I've always had my bestest friend since childhood with me, so I'm fine!
We grew up together and we live together!
And we went through weird new worlds together!
So I'm happy!
I am always sad for customers... because I wish them the same joy I get to have!