"First of all, no one cares." Tony laughed and shook his head. "I do shit where I work, it's called the restroom. And I fuck anywhere I damn well please," he sassed and stepped back. "But because it's you and I'm such a romantic, I'm willing to wait till there's a roof without holes in it and windows so no one will hear us. I mean, if that isn't respect, I don't know what is."

He's learned you give Gladio an idea and let him balk at it, then you let him think about it. After a few weeks, he'll execute and give the man the romance he really deserved. It was fun to keep the younger man guessing.

Just as he was opening his mouth, he overheard one of the teenagers joining the group in the other room. He sighed. It was time to behave again. "We need something new to talk about that's rated G." Which meant, Tony was out of ideas.