✩ first starlight ✩ video - backdated to May 12

[changethestars]

[The young lady on this broadcast seems comfortable with the tablet, angling it down at herself like someone used to taking great selfies. She checks on her perfectly-manicured nails as she speaks.]

Hi. So, like...this place is neat and all, but I totally had an algebra test I was supposed to take? And I studied, like, all night for it, so it’s kinda important I get back soon. You only get a week to do make-up work, and after that you just get an F. The robots have been like 'sorry, we can't send you back home' but I figure there's someone I can talk to and get an exception with? They said something about 'gods'. Are they the ones in charge, or something?

[She gives the camera a simpering smile.]

And also, are there any good clothing stores around here? Everything I find isn't actually made for, like, people?

Thanks. [A twinkle of her fingers.] Byeee!