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[runs_on_batteries]

[From the feed, it's clear Tony's not the one holding the camera and as a dramatic contrast to his first message, he was smiling brightly with an excitement only a new project can bring. Aaah, spring.

Anyway, he's standing in the entertainment district with one of the old abandoned businesses behind him with a sledgehammer in his hands.]

Good morning Havenwall! For those who don't know me, I'm Tony Stark and that...., is Mr. Petunia.

[He points and the camera moves to include Gladio standing a few feet behind him with his trademark easy-going grin and a large industrial broom resting over one shoulder. He rolls his eyes and gives the camera a friendly wave and, when Tony isn't looking, flips the idiot off playfully.]

Just kidding, you dandelion, that's Gladio Amicitia!

We're here in front of what will be the new Insomnia 2.0 bar!

[Brief pause for effect.]

We're looking for some volunteers for helping us remodel this place and possibly, if you're hot and we actually can stand you, working here once it opens. Just think, the faster this bad boy gets ready, the faster we can drink and eat greasy bar food!

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[runs_on_batteries]

Well, 'Dynamight', congrats. You're the first one banned from my bar. Also, I'm keeping this as evidence of arson threat number one. And lastly,..

[He leans a little closer to the camera and grins.]

I'm the real Superhero in town and if you come anywhere near my bar, my house, my friends, or look at me sideways and I will kick your ass so hard you're going to have 'Iron Man Made Me His Bitch' stamped to your tonsils. Got it?

[hot_handed]

[What just happened.]

What the fuck? I was just offering to to remodel your shitty fucking bar that's probably gonna smell like grease, smoke and whatever the fuck else old men smell like for free! But if you got such a stick up your ass, it sounds like a shitty fucking place and I bet I could make a better bar in half the time it takes ya to put together a menu! Your tastebuds are probably dead by now.

And I'd love to see you Metal Man. Come at me any fucking time, anywhere, I'll even let you and Petunia tag-team me, but don't complain when you throw your hip out.

[not here]

[pinkxeno]

[ Mina is losing her shit, laughing nonstop. She is saving this whole exchange so she can laugh whenever she feels down ]

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[runs_on_batteries]

[One sec, Tony's actually asking Gladio after grinning and making the screen go dark.]

Please say I can-

[Feed disconnects temporarily.]

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[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony is looking entirely too happy as he's can be seen coming back to the camera, leaving the sledgehammer with Gladio. He takes the tablet from whoever had it..]

Arena, fifteen minutes.

[He reaches out to touch whoever was holding the camera and sets it down somewhere else right next to it, so he can still be seen easily. Abruptly the sound of metal rings out and his suit of armor quickly shift from where it had been standing independently off screen to cover him in two seconds. Snatching the tablet back, he lets the feed shut off dramatically with him blasting off.]