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[From the feed, it's clear Tony's not the one holding the camera and as a dramatic contrast to his first message, he was smiling brightly with an excitement only a new project can bring. Aaah, spring.
Anyway, he's standing in the entertainment district with one of the old abandoned businesses behind him with a sledgehammer in his hands.]
Good morning Havenwall! For those who don't know me, I'm Tony Stark and that...., is Mr. Petunia.
[He points and the camera moves to include Gladio standing a few feet behind him with his trademark easy-going grin and a large industrial broom resting over one shoulder. He rolls his eyes and gives the camera a friendly wave and, when Tony isn't looking, flips the idiot off playfully.]
Just kidding, you dandelion, that's Gladio Amicitia!
We're here in front of what will be the new Insomnia 2.0 bar!
[Brief pause for effect.]
We're looking for some volunteers for helping us remodel this place and possibly, if you're hot and we actually can stand you, working here once it opens. Just think, the faster this bad boy gets ready, the faster we can drink and eat greasy bar food!
Anyway, he's standing in the entertainment district with one of the old abandoned businesses behind him with a sledgehammer in his hands.]
Good morning Havenwall! For those who don't know me, I'm Tony Stark and that...., is Mr. Petunia.
[He points and the camera moves to include Gladio standing a few feet behind him with his trademark easy-going grin and a large industrial broom resting over one shoulder. He rolls his eyes and gives the camera a friendly wave and, when Tony isn't looking, flips the idiot off playfully.]
Just kidding, you dandelion, that's Gladio Amicitia!
We're here in front of what will be the new Insomnia 2.0 bar!
[Brief pause for effect.]
We're looking for some volunteers for helping us remodel this place and possibly, if you're hot and we actually can stand you, working here once it opens. Just think, the faster this bad boy gets ready, the faster we can drink and eat greasy bar food!
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"Oh. What about the other pets in their house? I could ask Lup. When's his birthday?" He didn't remember celebrating it on the train, but he might not have noticed. "What makes Umbra special?"
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"They've a full house. You think they'd welcome another dog?" He laughed. "His birthday's October 25th. As for Umbra... hard to tell. But he's no ordinary dog." And that was where Gladio was leaving that. Honestly he wasn't too sure himself. What he did know was that the dog had had the ability to find Noct wherever he was.
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He didn't really care about the dogs at the moment. "If I didn't know any better, you sound depressed. And I can't have that. I like my Gladio's happy. Is there anything I can do?"
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He smiled and wrapped his arms around Tony to pull him into a hug and a much gentler second kiss. "I'm not depressed. You'd be the first person I come to if that happens. I've learned my lesson there." Dealing with those feelings along had been hard. It had been so much easier once he'd admitted he wasn't okay. But right now? He was okay. "I'm better than I've been in a while."
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"So even though you just found out that all your friends really like me better and would've liked to be on my 'free booze' list you're okay?" He teased lightly. "The first night we can secure the locks and windows on this place, we're christening this place. Got it? Better wear your skimpiest panties."
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Gladio laughed but didn't bother to comment on that. It didn't dignify a response. Tony could think whatever he wanted, Gladio knew the truth. The other though... "Stark... You don't shit where you work and you don't fuck there either. No one'll bother coming here if they know what we get up to."
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He's learned you give Gladio an idea and let him balk at it, then you let him think about it. After a few weeks, he'll execute and give the man the romance he really deserved. It was fun to keep the younger man guessing.
Just as he was opening his mouth, he overheard one of the teenagers joining the group in the other room. He sighed. It was time to behave again. "We need something new to talk about that's rated G." Which meant, Tony was out of ideas.
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"I'm not the one with the mind in the gutter, Stark. I'm just working over here. Keep your hands to yourself and you won't risk scarring your workers." He chuckled and went for his shovel again. "Sooner we get this place up and runnin the better."
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He laughed. "That's why you're on deck, because there's no way I can work and not talk. If I can't be trusted with the subject matter, that leaves everything riding on those chiseled to perfection shoulders of yours."
He noticed something on the ground though and went over to snoop. Yep, another live wire. Did no one give this place a proper inspection before shutting it down? Pulled out some tools from the belt he wore and crouched low. "I'm still waiting.." He teased, even as he kept his eyes on what he was doing. These could really start a fire if they weren't careful. "Glad we let this place dry out before we started work," he muttered. As nasty as the chocolate was caked on things, the moisture could've been a lot worse.
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So he waited.
And then, in the most deadpan of voices...
"I'm pregnant."
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Tony yelped, way more out of surprise than pain as his brain short-circuited, and spun around to stare at Gladio. His friend would be able to see on his face when his mind rebooted and he finally realized what he'd just heard.
He put a hand to his heart as he burst out laughing. "I said talk to me! Not try to kill me!"
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"Guess Iggy never told you Eosian have a 5% chance of getting pregnant, huh?" Throw in percentages. Random 'facts' to make the lie sound more real. That's the way to do it. That and keeping an utterly straight face.
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Okay, logically, he knew this had to be Gladio joking with him. He knew that. He was so.. almost positive.
The only hang up was of course something no one would know but Tony and the Ignis he used to be with on the train. And.. one particular kink the younger man had always enjoyed a little too much. He'd always assumed it was a kink at least? Could he have.. was Gladio.. there was no way.. but..
"What?" He finally squeaked.
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Gladio... could have dragged it on. Was even tempted. But the look in Tony's eyes was enough to let him know that he could go too far with this. So, with a heavy sigh, Gladio let his shovel drop against the wall and walked over to his friend. He lifted his hands and dropped them onto Tony's shoulders...
"... I'm joking." And now he grinned, laughter in his voice. "Had you for a second there though."
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He breathed a sigh of relief to learn it was a joke and felt the heat blossom on his cheeks. There was no two ways about it, he'd been had. "You got me," he agreed, laughing and thinking he just might kill his roommate tonight in his sleep. "That.. that was the funniest thing you've ever done," he admitted, very begrudgingly.
"You Eosians are freaks.." he muttered, with a playful tone. "You know I'm going to get you back for that right?"
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Gladio dropped his hands and returned to his shovel, laughing the whole way. Tony could get back at him if he wanted. But to Gladio, teasing someone like this was a form of affection for him. It was his way of showing he cared. He cared enough and felt relaxed enough to let his guard down, to want to make an effort to get a smile and a laugh from someone else.
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He glanced back and smirked. "It's disappointing really. I think you'd be real cute in one of those maternity gowns and going to your Lamaze class." He chuckled at it. "With your name and Iris would we have to name it like.. tulip."
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"Who says I'd wear a gown?" He hesitated, then smiled. "And Dahlia. Not Tulip."
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"Is that what you would want to name your daughter?" He asked gently. Dahlia Amicitia. Beautiful and strong, just like her dad. He could see it.
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And one day he would. Naturally or adopted, he didn't care. One day when he was older and he was settled and things in his life, his world, where at peace... he'd have that family.
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"What about if you had a son? Do you have a name picked out for him too?" He leaned against his shovel, smiling softly at his friend. Why they'd never talked about this, he didn't know. "You'd make a really good father, Gladdy. You're lightyears ahead of me when I was your age."
Probably even now.
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"I think I would be, yeah. One day. In the future I hope it'll happen. But if not..." Gladio's own smile softened. "Adoption and fostering kids is a good direction to go in. Or just bein a kickass uncle. I can live with that too."
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It would never happen, but that wasn’t the point of the conversation. “Are you like the king and have to marry for political gain or do you get to marry whomever you choose?
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"Pretty sure I can marry who I want. Political marriages aren't unheard of. But... with my dad gone, it's just me and Iris now. I get to call the shots. So I marry who I want." Or not. Marriage wasn't a dealbreaker. A family wasn't a dealbreaker... mostly. It was desired, but who knew what the future held? From what he knew it would be a bleak future for everyone from Eos. Maybe a family really wasn't something he could attain? Maybe all it was was hopes and dreams with no real substance? Gladio just shrugged. "But who knows?"
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"If it's a dream, don't give up hope. We've seen weirder things happen," he remarked, trying to sound encouraging. He had only a little more to go in this corner, so he kept up the work. Was there a small part of him that was doing it so Gladio would watch him move? No. There was a big part and Tony was a gigantic fool.
"So.. think if we bribed the gods enough and promised kinky preggo sex, they'd let me knock you up?" He asked, playfully blowing Gladio a kiss.
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