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[ video starts and Mina looks very much annoyed; behind her is Katsuki is staring blankly into space and if someone is to look closer, they are actually in jail.

Guess who tried to go over the wall! That's right, these two dumbasses climbed the wall and tried to get out and the native robots finally got tired of their shenanigans and decided to arrest them for the night. Mina is not happy; Katuski is too stunned to speak and this is a huge mess ]

They actually arrested us! This is cruelty! [ Mina waves her hands, which means she waves the communicator, but eventually she remembers to stop ] We just wanted to help, this is no fair!

[Finally, Mina's voice gets Katsuki to snap out of it. The light returns to his eyes, along with his anger, and he stands up while snarling. He won't allow any shitty robots to ruin his record!] Stop talking and help me break out of this stupid cell. Who the fuck arrests their heroes?! I'LL KILL THEM!!!

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[hot_handed]

I'll destroy the whole shitty building-

[Katsuki growls, taking Tony's words as a challenge.]

I ain't bad! Those shitty robots are the assholes!

[runs_on_batteries]

Calm down, kid, please! Damn. I'll be right there.

[Kid needed a muzzle and a chill pill the size of Texas.]

Do you or Mina need me to pick up anything on my way?

[hot_handed]

I AM CALM!

Yeah. A knife.

[runs_on_batteries]

Valium and tranquilizers, got it.

[Tony closed the feed to go to the jail. However, he learned a few things while getting ready (it was kind of handy he was at the arena with a bunch of people around) and called back.]

Okay, sounds like you're actually stuck for the night whether I come down or not.

[hot_handed]

WHAT?!

[And just like that, his hopes are crushed. His eye begins to twitch.]

I know we're stuck, that's why I need a knife! If you won't help then-

[He'll just...gnaw on the bars.]

DIE, SHITTY BARS!

[runs_on_batteries]

Knock it off! You did something stupid and now you're paying the consequences.

I'm warning you if you keep saying stuff like that, the guards might not realize you're just a mentally deranged chimpanzee and add to your sentence.

[hot_handed]

Don't care. I ain't the one keeping everyone trapped.

[runs_on_batteries]

[God you were cute Katsuki. Think he didn't just notice what you did there? Don't worry, he won't point it out.]

You have noticed that there's a pretty strong chance that dome we're trapped under is what's keeping us all alive right? If we're going beyond it, then we have to do it wisely and with the natives supporting us. The last thing we'd want is to be sent out there and have the dome close behind us.

[He sighs.]

Tell me again what you and Mina were doing.

[hot_handed]

[Shhh he did nothing.]

I don't think that shit is true. There's a storm out there, yeah, but there's also life. The only evidence we have of being unable to survive out there's their word, but we have plenty of evidence to back up that life can survive out there. They ain't gonna kick us out when they need us, and if they try we'll just take the dome back.

We were going to try to find that life.

[runs_on_batteries]

Great place to start. Tell Mina, good job too for me.

The next step is we need to find out a couple more things before we go dashing out there like streakers on acid.

Did you ever read the information packet Era put together a few months ago? She provided details on what we know right now about the outer world. We can worry about if the information she was given were lies or whatever else later. The important part is whether the information is true or false. Right?

[hot_handed]

Yeah yeah, you can buy me and her food since I'm telling her.

[Katsuki just...made a face at that remark.]

Who the fuck is Era?! [No, he didn't. But he nodded in agreement.] That's exactly right! Which is why I'M GOING OUT THERE AS SOON AS WE GET OUT OF HERE!!

[runs_on_batteries]

You got it.

[That got a smile from him.. for a second. Now he was just eyerolling.]

Or we could use our brain and test the atmosphere like rational people who weren't raised by wolves. That way you don't die by either going out and being killed by the environment or when you come back and I beat you with a car.

So recap. Goal- finding out if we can leave the dome and go explore. Also goal- Keep Katsuki alive so Iron Man doesn't kill him.

[hot_handed]

It'll take more than a car to kill me.

[He smirks.]

Can we build a drone and collect samples?

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony chuckles.]

Hell yeah! We'll build you a clone. We can even make the stupid thing curse every time some creature gets too close to it and scream 'I'll be a virgin forever' so people will know who it belongs to.

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki rolls his eyes.]

As long as I win and kill my clone I don't give a shit.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He shakes his head with another laugh.]

Try not to extend your sentence, kid. If you need anything, you call me, okay?