[Video]

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki is sitting in his bedroom wearing casual clothes, which ends up being a black tank top and pants. He looks irritated as he looks down at his screen, but then again he usually looks irritated.]

I'll get right to the point. Hugging and physical contact's how we make money and everything, ain't it? I wanna make enough money so let's- let-

[His scowl deepens and his face begins to redden as his frustration grows. His voice goes low and gravely as he tries to cover up his embarrassment.]

Look, I can't be the only one here who wants to get rich and multiple god powers and shit but thinks hugging for it is fucking stupid. I'm willing to hug you idiots and put up with your disgusting smells and stupid fashion choices, and in return we can both get paid and do whatever we want.

Let's do this shit.

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[video]

[nyakama]

Is that so~~? [Hummy doesn’t sound terribly convinced. In fact, she just looks even more amused. Not wanting to push him too far, though, she quickly relents and offers a warm smile.]

Well, at any rate, I’d be happy to help you, nya! [She’s a very convenient size for holding and hugging, after all!]

[video]

[hot_handed]

...Yeah. It is. [Katsuki grumbles, a vein in his forehead beginning to throb. He thinks his face might explode-

But then Hummy offers and he tries not to look too relieved, his shoulders relaxing a bit.]

Yeah. Okay. You want food or some shit in return?

[video]

[nyakama]

Hmm! I wouldn’t say no if you had some, but you also don’t have to go out of your way. Helping my friends is its own reward, nya! [Big smile!]

[video]

[hot_handed]

[She said the f-bomb.

Katsuki would argue about being friends when they haven't known eachother that long. He wasn't used to having real friends until he went to U.A. Before that he had followers...and Deku. It still has a tendency to catch him off guard, but it's less obnoxious when Hummy says it so he just shrugs and scoffs, looking somewhere to the side.]

Whatever. I'll make something for us. I ain't a shitty f-fr- fucking asshole. Don't be late.

[video] 1/2

[nyakama]

[Having dealt with her share of tsundere behavior from her friends back home, that reaction makes Hummy really happy. She smiles and nods.]

Right! See you soon, nya~

[With that, she ends the video feed.]

[action] 2/2

[nyakama]

[And sure enough, there's soon a cat at Katsuki's doorstep. She knocks once or twice but then just hollers to announce herself:]

Helllloo! Hummy here! I've come to visit, nya!

[action]

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki opens the door and looks...down. She's so small. What would be obnoxious from anyone else is adorable from her. He can't even be annoyed with her, at least not as much as he is with other people. Instead he settles for scowling and nodding over his shoulder.]

Come in.

[The apartment has an odd mix of what looks like grenade projects and notes as well as whatever Mina would have wanted to add. Katsuki doesn't particularly care what his place looks like while he lives here. It smells warm, like bread, seeing as he's attempted to cook pizza with the basic ingredients the replicators provide.]

Make yourself at home or whatever.

[action]

[nyakama]

Nyawawa, it smells delicious in here!

[Hummy enters as instructed, examining the room with big, curious eyes. She's... carrying a small box? Well, 'small' relatively speaking. It’s still fairly sizable for her. She peeks at him over the side of it.]

Katsuki, do you like to cook?

[hot_handed]

You haven't even tried it.

[Katsuki grumbles. He still finds it odd that Hummy likes pizza. But it's no weirder than his principal drinking tea. He leans down a bit and holds out his arms, offering to take the box for her.]

I don't hate it, I guess.

[Yes, he enjoys cooking, and he enjoys cooking well and seeing people get impressed with his skills. But he doesn't say that part.]

[nyakama]

Smell is an important part of taste! [Hummy nods as though she’d just said something very wise, when in reality she was just repeating what she’d been told by her culinarian friend] So I’m sure it tastes even more delicious, nya!

—Ah, thank you! [She gladly gives the box over to him.] I was going to deliver these this weekend, but since I was already coming to visit, I brought yours early! It’s a super special dessert, nya!

I'm so sorry about the wait!

[hot_handed]

You- [Katsuki pauses at the accuracy of what Hummy just said. He can't even insult her or call her stupid, so he just snorts instead.] No shit.

[Again, she takes him by surprise. But this time there's no irritation, no judgment, merely the blonde staring at her blankly, his mouth forming a small "o".]

...Why?

No worries!! Meanwhile I thought I sent this reply like a literal month ago but nope…smh. orz

[nyakama]

Because you’re my friend, of course! [There she goes, dropping f bombs like it's nothing again.]

I wanted to share Lucky Spoon with alllll my friends, nya! [She waves her paws in an arc above her head to convey the all-encompassing nature of the plan.]