[text; backdated to the 5th]

[unnecessaryflourishes]

The celebration for the natives will be delayed until the end of next week. Era is... temporarily inconvenienced.

Comments

[awooligan]

dude this sounds SO suspicious

[unnecessaryflourishes]

If the person who has been primarily in charge of organizing an event is temporarily unavailable, surely postponement would be a reasonable option?

[awooligan]

okay but
oh you know this person you've heard about, they're
dramatic pause
missing
I will not be elaborating
wraps self in black cloak and disappears into bats

[unnecessaryflourishes]

If I had meant she was missing, I would have said so. As it stands, she is not. Merely unable to host an event.

[awooligan]

whatever, it's about the tone

she will be..........missed
she's.......unavailable
I totally didn't.....murder her

[unnecessaryflourishes]

Do you know many people who might announce such things in a like manner?

[awooligan]

supervillains

[unnecessaryflourishes]

And you are familiar with a number of those, are you?

[awooligan]

wouldn't you like to know

[unnecessaryflourishes]

It is of no difference to me. It would merely paint a picture of the world from which you come.

[awooligan]

apparently you're half supervillain so I don't believe that but whatever I'll tell you anyway

we don't have supervillains in Oklahoma. they're on tv and in comics. even in places where weird things are more normal, I've never heard of a real one
just monsters

[firstbump]

I know this guy. You needn't worry. This is as undramatic as he gets.

She'll be all right.

[awooligan]

I figured, since no one else seemed all that concerned
I probably wouldn't have kept giving him shit about it if I did think he mysteriously disappeared her

[firstbump]

You get used to this happening occasionally after a while, it's true.

Ha, smart. Never did learn that lesson myself.

[awooligan]

being fair I've never met this Era chick so my investment was pretty low to begin with
if this had been about my brother or someone, I would have heckled him until he showed his ass so I could beat it in

[firstbump]

To be fair she's my wife.

Ha make it obvious you're joking and he might actually have fun. He LIKES to be dramatic.

[awooligan]

cool for you

and that WAS making it obvious
I talked about capes and everything
this guy that dense?

[firstbump]

You wrote black cloak first. Of which I'm pretty sure he's got one in his closet. What about supervillains makes them "super"?

[awooligan]

no fuck that question I need to take a moment to appreciate this properly
he WHAT

[firstbump]

Looks good in it, too.

[awooligan]

alright alright that's no fun for me

I think that if they stand a chance again a superhero, then they're a supervillain

[pinkmin]

Is Era alright?

[unnecessaryflourishes]

Yes. She will merely be in the care of the priests for a while.

[pinkmin]

Oh. I understand.

I am sure they will keep a kind eye on her.

[unnecessaryflourishes]

They have thus far. But I intend to keep an eye on matters even so.