[ Text - Come get some free melons ]

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Hello, this is Shinji.

I've been growing watermelons, and I've ended up with more than my house could possibly go through. If anyone would like to come and pick one or two of them up, please let me know either here or by contacting me privately. Whatever time works best for anyone, my schedule is flexible, so I can be around to let people through whenever is convenient.

Alternatively, if you don't want to come pick them up yourself, there's a very good delivery service available that can take some out to recipients.

That is all, thank you.

Comments

[iustaegis]

I’ll take ten!

[ Which she can’t possibly carry all by herself so oh no how terrible, she’ll have to employ the really efficient delivery service…! ]

[hedgehogsdilemma]

[He can't quite tell right away if this is hyperbole, or if she maybe just really likes watermelon? Or has a few mouths she wants to feed? Sincerity is probably the best assumption to go with, at any rate.]

I'll set them aside for you.

They aren't enormous, or anything, but with that many you'd probably want some help getting them to your house, right?

[iustaegis]

That's exactly right! Guess you better tell Kaito that I'll be needing his services, too.

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Of course. It might be a bit of a large order for him to handle on his own, so please don't be too surprised if he shows up with some extra help.

[iustaegis]

Of course!

Shinji, I must ask, did you grow these watermelons all on your own?

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Kaito and Kyoko will lend me some help every so often.
But the garden is mostly my project, yes.

[iustaegis]

Watermelons take a long time to grow, don't they? So that must mean you've been working on this for a while! That must make them extra-sweet.

[ Marvel at her ~logic~ ]

[hedgehogsdilemma]

They do, and I have, but I don't know how much my influence would really contribute to their sweetness. They're a naturally sweet fruit, after all!

[iustaegis]

Good food is grown or made with love. That's the answer :)

[hedgehogsdilemma]

[You're going to kill him with that kind of talk, Pyra!]

At least wait until you've tried one to make that kind of judgement on them.

[iustaegis]

Then you better hurry up with harvesting and delivery :* !!

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Yes, ma'am.