[ Text - Come get some free melons ]

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Hello, this is Shinji.

I've been growing watermelons, and I've ended up with more than my house could possibly go through. If anyone would like to come and pick one or two of them up, please let me know either here or by contacting me privately. Whatever time works best for anyone, my schedule is flexible, so I can be around to let people through whenever is convenient.

Alternatively, if you don't want to come pick them up yourself, there's a very good delivery service available that can take some out to recipients.

That is all, thank you.

Comments

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Sure, I guess he can be watermelon guy.

The first round of them were like... a divine gift, of sorts? Just got them in a delivery from Rawna's temple one day last year, stuff like that will happen sometimes.
These ones came from the seeds of last year's harvest. I've got some tomato plants and kabocha growing too.

[awooligan]

unless you want to be watermelon guy
doesn't make a difference to me
not like I'm not going to be calling you guys Kaito and Shinji most of the time anyway

huh... weird, but okay
wtf is a kabocha

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Either way, just want make sure I know who's who in case it comes up.

It's a squash, green on the outside, orange on the inside.

[awooligan]

you can probably figure it out by context
you got it in one this time after all

so kinda like a shitty cantaloupe but a vegetable

[hedgehogsdilemma]

[Someone sure has strong fruit opinions. Cliff doesn't get to see or hear it, but it does pull a small snort of a laugh from Shinji.]

Something like that. It's mostly like a pumpkin, really.

[awooligan]

sure, but pumpkins are orange on the outside

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Yeah, but if they were green instead, they'd look the really similar at a glance.

The ones growing right now are still pretty tiny or I'd send a picture. Maybe sometime soon you'll be able to see for yourself, though.

[awooligan]

I'd say you're screwed if you're colorblind but they probably don't taste different enough to matter
not that I've eaten just straight up pumpkin, and pie is mostly sugar

anyway I don't need it delivered or anything
turns out I've already walked by your place

[hedgehogsdilemma]

I wonder if you could make a pie out of kabocha... I haven't done much baking but it could be interesting to try.

I take it watermelon guy showed you the way here already?

[awooligan]

you can make pie out of anything

he pointed it out on the map but I wasn't up for following a stranger around when I met him
when a place has watermelons, it stands out a little from the others

[hedgehogsdilemma]

It could be worth a shot. I'll look in to it, and if it's any good I'll save you a slice.

It does stand out quite a bit - there are sunflowers out front, too. Not much like the rest of the houses nearby. You're free to drop by whenever you're free.

[awooligan]

sick

that's the rumor. I'd say the same, but I don't spend much time at my place and it's all shitty right now anyway

[hedgehogsdilemma]

[Wait hold up he doesn't know American Slang.]

Is that a bad idea?

Don't worry about it. The consideration is nice, though.

[awooligan]

what?
oh, no
it's like saying hell yeah, awesome

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Oh! Okay then.
Sick.