[AKA, their husband. But Héctor can't be with them all the time, so here they are.]
Noticed a lot of places people are from are called 'earth', actually. Sometimes with weird shit. Los Angeles got wiped from the map back home before I was born, so what's it like for you?
LA isn't wiped off the map where i'm from but it probably will be in a few years. couple years back a big earthquake hit and whole chunks of the city crumbled into the ocean, and that wasn't the first time some shit like that has happened. whole city's cursed if you ask me.
Getting fused with the supernatural world kinda gave humanity so much shit that it's too easy to sit on their hands. People get bored, cities vanish.
[Nekane's home, New Tokyo, wasn't exempt. What's better then a black hole? A mobile, magical black hole!]
We've got all sorts of shit. I haven't met orks myself but my boss has. And elves are a thing, yeah. Contract signing happy assholes but they can be alright otherwise.
Although that ain't a thing for me. There apparently used to be dragons but they died out during the second world crash. We do have their decedents...kinda lizard people but they're alright.
Sounds like a lot of business guys I've met. Too much money, too much time on their hands.
And that sounds like my boss. Not so much the lizard man shit but he was a good guy and fucking frightening. Always good to know there's guys like that out there.
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but sure. i'm from a city called los angeles on a planet called earth. what do you want to know?
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[AKA, their husband. But Héctor can't be with them all the time, so here they are.]
Noticed a lot of places people are from are called 'earth', actually. Sometimes with weird shit. Los Angeles got wiped from the map back home before I was born, so what's it like for you?
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LA isn't wiped off the map where i'm from but it probably will be in a few years. couple years back a big earthquake hit and whole chunks of the city crumbled into the ocean, and that wasn't the first time some shit like that has happened. whole city's cursed if you ask me.
what year is it for you?
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Shit, yeah. Sounds like it is. Mine went because apparently experimenting with black holes was a really good idea back in the day.
[Spoiler alert: it didn't end well for anyone involved.]
Historians got lazy and stopped keeping track of the year some time in 3201 so you're guess is as good as mine. What about you?
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its 2072 for me. people are still keeping track of time so far.
does your version of earth have orks and elves? i haven't met anyone else who's earth also has the other types of metahumanity yet
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[Nekane's home, New Tokyo, wasn't exempt. What's better then a black hole? A mobile, magical black hole!]
We've got all sorts of shit. I haven't met orks myself but my boss has. And elves are a thing, yeah. Contract signing happy assholes but they can be alright otherwise.
[Just read the fine print. And the finer print.]
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did a dragon get elected president in yours? that's something that happened in mine
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Although that ain't a thing for me. There apparently used to be dragons but they died out during the second world crash. We do have their decedents...kinda lizard people but they're alright.
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i worked with a lizard man recently, actually. i don't think he was related to any dragons, but he was both a good dude and extremely frightening.
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And that sounds like my boss. Not so much the lizard man shit but he was a good guy and fucking frightening. Always good to know there's guys like that out there.