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[hot_handed]

I'll get straight to the point. Since a lot of you are NPCs with barely any fighting skills and I'm at the point where I might blow something up because nothing fucking happens on my patrols, I'm gonna be incredibly generous and offer hand-to-hand lessons at the Arena in the afternoons. If you really care about getting better at it, the more days ya show up, the stronger you'll get.

If you already know how to fight and wanna spar so you don't get rusty, I'll be there for that too.

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[pinkxeno]

Because she is cute. [ obviously. ]

And Kyoko-chan isn't a tsundere!! But I wonder if she has a crush on someone, I should ask her!!! [ oh mina is super excited about that ]

[hot_handed]

[He just fucking stares at her. That's what people say when they like someone, Mina. Even he knows that.]

[But the suggestion excites him because yes please focus on Kyoko instead of him, and he ends up slamming his hands on the table without thinking, spilling his drink.]

YEAH!!! YOU SHOULD ASK HER! AND KEEP ASKIN' HER, DON'T GIVE UP UNTIL SHE TELLS YA WHO SHE LIKES!!!

[pinkxeno]

[ Mina likes everyone, Bakugou.

but she is certainly focused on Kyoko now, so good on him ] yeah, I will let you know what I found out!! [ because, yeah, now Mina thinks Bakugou is interested in this too ]

[hot_handed]

[everyone?

Yes. He won.] Yeah you do that. [He has to clean up his drink and make a new one. He could use a real drink.]

Maybe ya could even write something about it, since you like romance so much.

[pinkxeno]

Ehehe no way. [ Mina shakes her head] I don't know how to write!

I'm a hero, not a novelist. [ however...] I do miss reading romance novels tho...

[hot_handed]

I know. I've seen your homework.

[He cleans up the spill with a paper towel and pauses.] ...Still, anything you would write's gotta be a hundred times better than the shit fiction they got here.

[pinkxeno]

Eeeh? [ really now?! She will take that as a compliment ]

Ah! Why don't YOU write something? You are the one with the good grades you probably could do it.

[hot_handed]

Don't sound so surprised! [Please don't take it as a compliment. Bakugou finally sips his replacement drink, but he's not paying attention to it.]

Tch...don't be stupid. It ain't just about knowin' how to write, it's also about understanding romance. None of that shit makes sense to me. I could probably come up with something better than the robots, but why would I want to try?

[pinkxeno]

[ why would he want to try?

Mina taps her chin, thinking for a second ]

As a challenge? To show everyone you are the best writer. [ that's usually how Bakugou's brain works, he wants to be the best at everything ]

[hot_handed]

[Bakugou lifts his cup to his mouth and pauses, narrowing his eyes.]

I am the best writer. You don't think I'm the best?

[pinkxeno]

Hmmm, I dunno~ Never read anything you wrote, after all. [ she says that playfully, leaning back on her chair ]

[hot_handed]

[Did she fucking just-

He blows up his cup. Ugh. He has to stop doing that, and stands up so he can glare down at her.]

I'M GOING TO WRITE THE BEST DAMN ROMANCE IN THE MULTIVERSE!!! IT'LL BE SO GOOD THOSE SHITTY ROBOTS WILL DEVELOP TEARDUCTS! JUST FUCKING WATCH!

[pinkxeno]

[ yeah. You really should stop doing that, please.

Mina does smirk a little, proud this worked] well! I guess I have to wait and see.

[hot_handed]

[He scowls and finally sits back down.]

You'll see, and THEN YOUR EYEBALLS WILL DIE AT THE ROMANCE!!!

[pinkxeno]

[ Mina grins wide]

I better cry, too!!

[hot_handed]

[He smirks at her.]

You'll be crying for weeks!