Letha Regis (
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hugtopia2022-09-11 03:51 pm
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Has anyone else tried communing with the dead since they came here?
[Probably not - not only have the locals probably not had a mortal body in ages, she hasn't met a single person who knows about necromancy. It's a terrible shame.]
I can't find any human remains here, I'm not sure anyone even knew what I was talking about when I asked. I found a dead animal yesterday - I think it was dead - but it didn't make any noise. I can't tell if something's wrong with me, or... if death just works differently here. I haven't even been able to hear my crow since I got here.
[There's a long pause while she stews in her distress, before adding on what seems like an unrelated thought.]
Does anyone know how to hire a maid?
[Probably not - not only have the locals probably not had a mortal body in ages, she hasn't met a single person who knows about necromancy. It's a terrible shame.]
I can't find any human remains here, I'm not sure anyone even knew what I was talking about when I asked. I found a dead animal yesterday - I think it was dead - but it didn't make any noise. I can't tell if something's wrong with me, or... if death just works differently here. I haven't even been able to hear my crow since I got here.
[There's a long pause while she stews in her distress, before adding on what seems like an unrelated thought.]
Does anyone know how to hire a maid?
sorry ive been terrible this month
Well, I don't want you to starve. How about a hug every day in return for working as my maid?
[That seems fair enough - she can't wrap her head around the exchange rate of pounds to touch, and she had never managed to get a living servant back home. The death don't need payment.]
it's all good!
Oh, it's so kind of you to worry! But I already have other income, and my replicator is pretty robust actually--it's much more important to make sure you have what you need! Really, don't worry at all! Only tell me what services you require, my lady!!
[ Well. The excited nonsense might be unavoidable, actually. ]