[video] Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves

[gatescostmoney]

[ What appears on the screen is one of the very film crews which have been going around Havenwell as of late. Their backs are turned, and they search for... something. ]

Here we have a group of locals on the hunt. You can see they have armed themselves but have lost the trail of their prey. Let's watch and see how they solve this problem, shall we?

[ Despite not being on camera, the voice belongs to Sasuke. Is he mocking the crew? He completely is, but he's also finding it fun. Everyone, cameras are amazing and they can record sound too! He explains their movements with the same dramatic flare that the film crews have been giving the off-worlders, having heard it enough times. ]

However, the most amazing thing is...

[ The camera shuffles around to reveal Sasuke sitting close to them. And who taught this Sengoku ninja about selfies and peace signs?! ]

... they still don't realize that their prey has been behind them this entire time.

[ Sasuke says loudly. The film crew jumps in surprise and spin around with their cameras ready, but he's already vanished to another viewpoint. (Sorry for anyone who is motion sensitive. Sasuke hasn't realized that aspect of cinematography yet.) Distant exclamations from the film crew can be heard amid Sasuke's chuckling. ]

You know, you have to wonder who's hunting who?

[ And off he goes to harass the film crew again, filming and narrating his antics. He possibly gets other film crews involved to give camera-shy off-worlders a chance to make an escape. This goes on until Sasuke finally decides to give the film crew a break... by disappearing all together. ]

Comments

[video]

[daikonrose]

As I thought, you really are an artist....

[video]

[gatescostmoney]

This is considered being an artist?

[ He's just trolling with ninja skills. ]

[video]

[daikonrose]

Of course! You've got camera work and performance! You'd be an internet sensation, I'm sure!

[video]

[gatescostmoney]

What's an internet sensation?

[ He hasn't looked up that term in a dictionary yet. ]

[video]

[daikonrose]

Oh! Sorry, sorry--"internet" is pretty much the same as the "network" here, but you could say it's on a much bigger scale!

[ The scale of a world where the population isn't just one small city, even. ]

Sensation just means everybody's your fan.

[video]

[gatescostmoney]

[ He tries to imagine a lot of people admiring his work, and the idea is laughable to him. It'd be nice, but he's either feared or ignored. ]

... I doubt that would ever happen back home.

[video]

[daikonrose]

... Well, naturally, since you don't have internet back home. But that makes your natural talent all the more impressive!

[video]

[gatescostmoney]

[ There's a moment where Sasuke goes quiet and jumps to a different location because the filming crew had started to double down on their search. ]

So... what does that say about them?

[ The camera points back to the film crew Sasuke has been harassing since they won't leave him alone. ]

text

[zapdope]

[ mom why

also, this is text only because he's managed to escape from his own stalkers and is in hiding at the moment. ]

I don't think pranking on the local journalist would be a good idea...

[text]

[gatescostmoney]

[ Luckily for Zenitsu, replying to his message made Sasuke reply in the same format. Otherwise, Zenitsu's hiding spot might have been discovered. ]

Why not? It's only fair that if they're trying to spy on me, I get to do the same to them.

[text]

[zapdope]

What if they think it's harmful and decide to throw you in jail?

[text]

[gatescostmoney]

They have to catch me first, and so far, they haven't.

[text]

[zapdope]

I guess that's true.

So they get bullied by you and also not able to catch you? I feel kinda bad for them...

[text]

[gatescostmoney]

They could just stop chasing me and people who don't want to filmed. If they stop, I stop.

[text]

[zapdope]

Is it that simple? It feels like there's muliple groups...

[text]

[gatescostmoney]

Well, if another group comes after me, they get the same treatment.

[video]

[notkakashi]

I'm impressed, all this time I thought you're a No-Fun Ninja!

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[gatescostmoney]

[ B L O C K E D ]

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[gatescostmoney]

[ But actually, Sasuke doesn't know about that feature even if it exists. Woe to those who lived before social media. ]

I can be when the mood takes me.

[notkakashi]

[ Thank goodness for Sasuke not being tech-savvy because Satoru would have probably just harrassed in person. ]

How cute. You should have more fun instead of being such a party-pooper and running away from me, then!

[gatescostmoney]

[ He is not cute! Yes he is. However, Sasuke will agree that he can be a party-pooper at times. ]

Stay away from me, and I won't have any reason to run from you. It's that simple.

[ Because he wouldn't be around in the first place. ]

[notkakashi]

[ The reason why this stupid blindfold bugs you is because you're such a tsun. ]

Wow, I'm hurt...! [ He says while he's laughing. Yeah... ] I'm just trying to be a friendly face, you know. How are we going to save this world if you keep running away?

[gatescostmoney]

[ TSUN TSUN TSUN ]

You're not getting anything from me. Find someone else to cuddle with.

[ ... No comment on the saving the world thing. His thoughts on the matter are complicated and not fully realized. ]

[notkakashi]

Aww, back to being Mister No-Fun Ninja, are we now? But that's what makes it more fun to poke fun of you. Just sayin'!

[ And because this dumb blindfold can be shameless... ]

If you find yourself wanting a cuddle, you know who to look for~!

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[gatescostmoney]

[ Blocked, deleted, cancelled. ]