[video] Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves

[gatescostmoney]

[ What appears on the screen is one of the very film crews which have been going around Havenwell as of late. Their backs are turned, and they search for... something. ]

Here we have a group of locals on the hunt. You can see they have armed themselves but have lost the trail of their prey. Let's watch and see how they solve this problem, shall we?

[ Despite not being on camera, the voice belongs to Sasuke. Is he mocking the crew? He completely is, but he's also finding it fun. Everyone, cameras are amazing and they can record sound too! He explains their movements with the same dramatic flare that the film crews have been giving the off-worlders, having heard it enough times. ]

However, the most amazing thing is...

[ The camera shuffles around to reveal Sasuke sitting close to them. And who taught this Sengoku ninja about selfies and peace signs?! ]

... they still don't realize that their prey has been behind them this entire time.

[ Sasuke says loudly. The film crew jumps in surprise and spin around with their cameras ready, but he's already vanished to another viewpoint. (Sorry for anyone who is motion sensitive. Sasuke hasn't realized that aspect of cinematography yet.) Distant exclamations from the film crew can be heard amid Sasuke's chuckling. ]

You know, you have to wonder who's hunting who?

[ And off he goes to harass the film crew again, filming and narrating his antics. He possibly gets other film crews involved to give camera-shy off-worlders a chance to make an escape. This goes on until Sasuke finally decides to give the film crew a break... by disappearing all together. ]

Comments

[gatescostmoney]

[ TSUN TSUN TSUN ]

You're not getting anything from me. Find someone else to cuddle with.

[ ... No comment on the saving the world thing. His thoughts on the matter are complicated and not fully realized. ]

[notkakashi]

Aww, back to being Mister No-Fun Ninja, are we now? But that's what makes it more fun to poke fun of you. Just sayin'!

[ And because this dumb blindfold can be shameless... ]

If you find yourself wanting a cuddle, you know who to look for~!

1/2

[gatescostmoney]

[ Blocked, deleted, cancelled. ]

2/2

[gatescostmoney]

[ If only Sasuke knew what half of those things meant for technology and social media, but he does not. Rule of funny (and being ninja is suffering) reigns supreme. ]

Someone other than you.

[notkakashi]

[ pretty sure even if blocked, deleted or cancelled the gods here would not like it so it'd just be temporary ]

Heyyy! I'm not some super muscular ugly buff guy so cuddles shouldn't be that suffocating! Or would you prefer to cuddle with girls instead?

[gatescostmoney]

[ Oh certainly it would be temporary. The gods would revert anything like that because it would prevent making connections or something like that. ]

It doesn't matter what my preferences are. They don't involve you.

[notkakashi]

Yeah, yeah. I like you too, Mister Cute No-Fun Ninja.

[ He gives a laugh as he waves. ]

The offer's stayin'~! [ Is he basically singing? Yes. But he also knows that there's nothing else more to say in this conversation, so he's going to end the video here. He's had his share of fun in this conversation for now, thanks! ]

[gatescostmoney]

[ Well, Sasuke did not have fun with his share of the conversation! No thank you! ]