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[necromanswers]

Hey folks. PSA for you. Name's Lup, I own Affurgato. Congrats to those who've already met my fabulous self.

As a heads up: I'm a lich. Other terms include: undead, corpse-walker, monster, abomination. Someone screamed "The Raven's Misfortune" at me once and I thought that was delightfully poetic.

If you have a problem with this, you can eat my entire ass. If you want to BRING your problem to me, I'll be happy to set YOUR ass on fire.

Now, are there any deeply personal details I ought to know about you in order for us to be friends? Apparently I have trust issues and aren't accustomed to mortal cultural norms.

that's all, have a great day or whatever

Comments

[jinzhong]

Huh. Okay.

I'm Jackie. Nice to meet you, Lup.

...I guess I'm undead too? Depends on how you define it I guess

[hmm he doesn't like considering this]

[necromanswers]

I mean, I'm not here to identity police, my dude.

how do YOU define undead, because for me it's a very specific species

[jinzhong]

I kind of uh

died

before I started world-hopping and all

I'm alive here and now but I'm not at home

[Fffuuuuck existential crisis inbound]

[necromanswers]

that's a sliiiightly different kind of undead, though sorry to hear it regardless. dying sucks

no magic revivals in your world?

[jinzhong]

nope. you're dead, you're dead. no take-backs, and dyin's something i've seen a LOT of

[necromanswers]

damn, that blows

Sounds like you've gotten yourself a revival, then. Not undead, but un-dead. Congrats?

[jinzhong]

I guess, if that's a difference?

[He is SO confused right now.]

[necromanswers]

hmmm

you know what a zombie is?