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[necromanswers]

Hey folks. PSA for you. Name's Lup, I own Affurgato. Congrats to those who've already met my fabulous self.

As a heads up: I'm a lich. Other terms include: undead, corpse-walker, monster, abomination. Someone screamed "The Raven's Misfortune" at me once and I thought that was delightfully poetic.

If you have a problem with this, you can eat my entire ass. If you want to BRING your problem to me, I'll be happy to set YOUR ass on fire.

Now, are there any deeply personal details I ought to know about you in order for us to be friends? Apparently I have trust issues and aren't accustomed to mortal cultural norms.

that's all, have a great day or whatever

Comments

[necromanswers]

Noticed that, huh? Yeah, I try to keep myself warm enough that it's not weird, but sometimes you can't help the temperature.

[pinkmin]

Just because of my stem, I think. [Sensitive flower bits and all that.] I do not think it is weird either way. Sitting with you is still very cozy.

[necromanswers]

Aww, thanks kiddo. I like to stay cozy. It helps when you have a tiny furnace to cuddle up to sometimes.

[pinkmin]

That does seem very helpful. Is Ditto that much of a furnace?

[Or a different cat? Or not a cat at all? A different magical furnace? T...Taako???]

[necromanswers]

He can be, though I wasn't especially specific. It includes you, sillybean.