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[necromanswers]

Hey folks. PSA for you. Name's Lup, I own Affurgato. Congrats to those who've already met my fabulous self.

As a heads up: I'm a lich. Other terms include: undead, corpse-walker, monster, abomination. Someone screamed "The Raven's Misfortune" at me once and I thought that was delightfully poetic.

If you have a problem with this, you can eat my entire ass. If you want to BRING your problem to me, I'll be happy to set YOUR ass on fire.

Now, are there any deeply personal details I ought to know about you in order for us to be friends? Apparently I have trust issues and aren't accustomed to mortal cultural norms.

that's all, have a great day or whatever

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[necromanswers]

Are you offering to hold my hand, Nyx Ulric?

[nyxly]

[ Everyone's gotta do their part. ]

Dunno. Lich-ness isn't contagious, is it?

[ A J O K E. But thank goodness this is text because if he spoke this in his current mood, it wouldn't sound half as wry. Still, he's trying. ]

[necromanswers]

[Look at him try! She can play, sure.]

If it is, it hasn't spread a single inch in over a hundred years, so you're pretty safe.

[nyxly]

[ The definition of trying.

Also, done deal. ]

Count me in. You have my number.

[necromanswers]

[oh HO.]

same to you, friend ❤️