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[necromanswers]

Hey folks. PSA for you. Name's Lup, I own Affurgato. Congrats to those who've already met my fabulous self.

As a heads up: I'm a lich. Other terms include: undead, corpse-walker, monster, abomination. Someone screamed "The Raven's Misfortune" at me once and I thought that was delightfully poetic.

If you have a problem with this, you can eat my entire ass. If you want to BRING your problem to me, I'll be happy to set YOUR ass on fire.

Now, are there any deeply personal details I ought to know about you in order for us to be friends? Apparently I have trust issues and aren't accustomed to mortal cultural norms.

that's all, have a great day or whatever

Comments

[necromanswers]

What, are there other nicknames that people might give you?

[If she paused to think, she could probably come up with a few.]

[thekingsshield]

Pete sometimes calls me The Goof, does that count?

[ He may not have realized this was an insult. ]

[necromanswers]

Depends. How do you feel about it?

[thekingsshield]

I always thought it was a little weird. "The" Goof. Are there any other Goofs out there?

[necromanswers]

Maybe that's the intent. You're "the" Goof, the one and only.

[thekingsshield]

Huh, I guess so! Maybe Pete likes me after all.

[necromanswers]

I find it better to accept a compliment than to assume a slight. If someone intended it as a negative, it absolutely infuriates them if you take it the wrong way, so you double-win.

[thekingsshield]

Aw, I don't wanna infuriate anybody. I'd rather we all just get along.

[necromanswers]

One of those types, huh?

Ah well. The rest of us can have fun with it. As long as you don't hate it, either's fine.

[thekingsshield]

You can call me anything you like, long as it's not "late for dinner"!

[necromanswers]

Hah! I like that.