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[necromanswers]

Hey folks. PSA for you. Name's Lup, I own Affurgato. Congrats to those who've already met my fabulous self.

As a heads up: I'm a lich. Other terms include: undead, corpse-walker, monster, abomination. Someone screamed "The Raven's Misfortune" at me once and I thought that was delightfully poetic.

If you have a problem with this, you can eat my entire ass. If you want to BRING your problem to me, I'll be happy to set YOUR ass on fire.

Now, are there any deeply personal details I ought to know about you in order for us to be friends? Apparently I have trust issues and aren't accustomed to mortal cultural norms.

that's all, have a great day or whatever

Comments

[necromanswers]

Oh my god, I love it.

[postocular]

Thanks, at least SOMEBODY thinks I'm funny.

I had to explain it to Coil, but I think it's lost on him.

[necromanswers]

On the contrary I think it's very humerus

[postocular]

I had a bone to pick about it.

[necromanswers]

oh, I bet. on our way back to the house we marrowly avoided being caught with it

[postocular]

haha nice one. Got it home just by the skin of your teeth huh

[necromanswers]

lol okay okay I'll let you have this one. can't find the energy for puns today.

thanks though. you cheered me up

[postocular]

That's what I'm here for. May not be able to keep both eyes peeled for you, but at least I can do that. :)

[necromanswers]

Always so dependable (｡◕‿◕｡)