this is.... probably going to become NSFW

[necromanswers]

[this here is an entry Locked From The Kids. Replies are automatically private unless otherwise stated or accidentally misfired...]

There's no subtle or graceful way to do this, so yolo: anybody out there interested in a no-strings-attached booty call? no drama, no dating required, just a good old fashioned roll in the straw. mutually beneficial, if that sort of thing is appealing to you. can promise a good time and I have on good authority that my tits are spectacular. please for the love of every god in the pantheon if you have an SO already do not get me shanked by them, I just wanna get off okay?

man this sure does sound like a hooker ad, huh

anyway wanna fuck

[She will attach a selfie, for honesty's sake, and also to show off, let's be real.]


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[a few separate texts are sent out first to Era, Honerva, and then Pyra-]

ladies, mansion is open for business. same bat time, same bat channel (aka location)

because bats echo-locate and I'm hilarious

[.....and then ardyn too]

hey nerd come have a bath


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[Anyone coming to visit Lup will find the magical pocket-di-mansion set up much the same as it was few months prior, though the basement will come with some tweaks at Era's request. It's time for NERD BRUNCH!]

Comments

[necromanswers]

hey, you know us twinsies. very quick-witted, good with our tongues.

aw shit I should have advertised that too

[shroudedsecrets]

it will just have to be a surprise, should you receive any takers for your call. shame on them for not knocking down your door, anyway.

[necromanswers]

good point. and hey, broken doors mean nosy neighbours. plus Taako would bitch about it! I don't need that kind of distraction in my sex life.

[shroudedsecrets]

it would do well not to have him be too ruffled. at least you do have another door available for your privacy.

[necromanswers]

yeah tbh unless the other person had a place of their own to crash I have no idea how this would even work. we share a room so that's a no-go and I can't do it in Carl's for gods sake

[He doesn't live with them, but it's still his room, dammit. That's too weird.]

[shroudedsecrets]

or you would perhaps be forced to momentarily borrow an empty home for an escapade, if it were truly that desperate of a situation.

[necromanswers]

god I sure hope I don't reach a point where I'm desperate for sex. like this sort of shout-out could be considered sad to some, but there's nothing wrong in putting it on the table...

[shroudedsecrets]

it does seem sort of sudden to be put on the table. perhaps it depends on if you intend to make a habit of it or not.

[necromanswers]

undetermined. depends on how good an experience it is.

[shroudedsecrets]

it sounds as though you already have some expectation in mind.

[necromanswers]

wouldn't anyone have an expectation for good sex when asking for it? I sure as hell won't get anything out of it if my partner is mediocre.

[shroudedsecrets]

Hopefully whatever response you receive is prepared, then. Or is there anyone you are particularly hoping that might?

[necromanswers]

I mean, there's definitely a list of who WON'T.

but nah, I'm leaving the door open with zero expectations. I've had enough disappointment the last few months to start on that sort of thing.

[shroudedsecrets]

that is fair and true.

it is a restlessness, isn't it? for company in that form. not a necessity but something glaringly missing.

[necromanswers]

Definitely an aspect of it. Sex is a good distraction from thinking about what you can or can't do. Alternatively, it's a way to make new memories so your brain stops thinking about shitty ones.

[shroudedsecrets]

it would have to be quite a distraction indeed to do all of that.

[necromanswers]

it's clearly been too long since you had a bout of mind-numbing sex.

[shroudedsecrets]

you well know it is not something I have had the luxury to consider. for quite some time.

[necromanswers]

don't shoot the messenger! reality and the circumstances that caused it are two different things.

[shroudedsecrets]

they are.

but I was trying not to consider it in a context that might include myself because of that. you are different, freer in ways that I am not.

[necromanswers]

Sometimes freedom is something you need to fight for. It all comes down to what you want to do- and what you want out of life.

[shroudedsecrets]

my goals are clear, you well know. it is everything else that is a myriad of complication.

[necromanswers]

you could stand to have a FEW more self-centered goals, though.

[shroudedsecrets]

yes, you do remind me of such.

it does seem that only when I am confronted by the lack of something that I should have been aware of is what draws it more to mind.

[necromanswers]

is that a generalized observation, or have you got something else in mind?