this is.... probably going to become NSFW

[necromanswers]

[this here is an entry Locked From The Kids. Replies are automatically private unless otherwise stated or accidentally misfired...]

There's no subtle or graceful way to do this, so yolo: anybody out there interested in a no-strings-attached booty call? no drama, no dating required, just a good old fashioned roll in the straw. mutually beneficial, if that sort of thing is appealing to you. can promise a good time and I have on good authority that my tits are spectacular. please for the love of every god in the pantheon if you have an SO already do not get me shanked by them, I just wanna get off okay?

man this sure does sound like a hooker ad, huh

anyway wanna fuck

[She will attach a selfie, for honesty's sake, and also to show off, let's be real.]


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[a few separate texts are sent out first to Era, Honerva, and then Pyra-]

ladies, mansion is open for business. same bat time, same bat channel (aka location)

because bats echo-locate and I'm hilarious

[.....and then ardyn too]

hey nerd come have a bath


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[Anyone coming to visit Lup will find the magical pocket-di-mansion set up much the same as it was few months prior, though the basement will come with some tweaks at Era's request. It's time for NERD BRUNCH!]

Comments

[scourgingstars]

[HE'S JUST....NOT GOING TO ADDRESS THE GENERAL MESSAGE OF THAT.]

are you sure about that?

[necromanswers]

[coward.]

are you going to ask me that every time I ask if you want to do something involving you?

[scourgingstars]

it's not that, i

[A pause.]

i would like to, if you'll have me.

text.

[astralera]

Hello,

What is bat time?

Good luck with your booty call, Lup. I hope you are able to enjoy some high quality casual sex.

[necromanswers]

oh it's just a dumb faerun fantasy reference. come over whenever you're ready, I've got the spectrals already making brunch. how do you like your eggs?

and aww thanks. me too. I genuinely have no idea wtf to expect, it's a little adventure now

[astralera]

Hatched, plucked and roasted. 🐔 (But I enjoy my eggs in every way save for raw or spoiled.)

Shall I bring cookies? I've apple-pomegranate cookie dough in the freezer.

Well, I suppose there are two main outcomes to expect — either you have sex, or you don't.

[private]

[firstbump]

I can't help but feel I'm partially at fault for this with all the questions Era asks you.

Good luck! You deserve several good lays for all your help. ヾ(^▽^*)))

[He thinks he did the emoji thing right??]

[necromanswers]

ehhh I can't blame you guys for wanting to have all the fun you can. if I get no bites I'll just keep living vicariously through you.

I will take the luck, though!

[firstbump]

I know you don't, which I appreciate a lot.

Let's hope it pays off!

text

[iustaegis]

Oh! Is this another party??

[necromanswers]

Nothing so formal, more of an open hang-out. Era wanted to try something out, and the mansion lasts 24 hours, so why waste it?

[iustaegis]

lol Very good point! Will this gathering be held tonight?

lmao....PRIVATE

[nyxly]

[ No strings attached... ]

hey

any takers yet

[ S M oOTH ]

[necromanswers]

[smooth as sandpaper, buddy. but sometimes there are benefits to being blunt-]

there could be one, depending on what you say next.

[nyxly]

[ Before he sends his message back, he has to take a moment to settle back in his chair and think fairly hard about the consequences of...

Fuck it. ]

i'm available whenever

[text]

[shroudedsecrets]

Is this why you have been acting so strange these past few days.

I'll be inside shortly, of course. I am quite accustomed to locating you by echo.

[necromanswers]

strange, she says! What an accusation, I've been perfectly normal.

[shroudedsecrets]

it is not an accusation, merely observation. though that quick reaction of yours can't help but seem a little suspect.

[text]

[connectsthedots]

[Damn is this network always this bluntly horny? Not that Dot's complaining but like. Between this and Verstael's post, it's certainly coloring her impressions a bit. ANYWAY she can't very well just ignore a lovely lady, now can she?]

This place seems refreshingly forward about its proclivities.

[necromanswers]

ehhh, depends on who you talk to. some folks are like squirming teenagers when it comes to discussing sex. blushing fools who are really missing out!

honestly this place is pretty vanilla most of the time. hence the shout-out here- just in case anyone else is feeling, shall we say, neglected.

[connectsthedots]

Such matters were spoken almost exclusively in hushed voices and behind closed doors where I'm from, so to hear it discussed openly at all is very progressive. [Somewhat scandalous, perhaps, but not necessarily in a totally bad way.]

I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your acquaintance, by the by. My name is Dorothy Pratt.

text

[sweetlies]

[Hang on, Ciel is praying for the sweet embrace of death.

... No?

Okay, fine. But his face is tomato red, even if she can't see it.]

Do you normally proposition so plainly?

[necromanswers]

only when I'm extra horny

[Don't ask questions when you can't handle the (troll) answer.]

text;

[notkakashi]

[ welp

If he were younger he'd definitely have picked up on the offer, but alas... He'll still comment about the post itself, though. ]

Forward as always, aren't we? (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))

[necromanswers]

[it's cute if he thinks she's young.]

I have never claimed nor given the impression otherwise. if someone tells you as much, they're lying. :)