[Video]

[callmegladio]

[Gladio, partially used to this kind of thing now, but still uncomfortable with it because he really doesn't much like tech, just looks tired and irritated.

He sighs, then gives a halfhearted glare when he realises that not only is his face off-center, but he'd holding the phone/tablet-wannabe WAY too close. He pulls it back and finally says what's on his mind.]

... Any reason why blankets shrink on this world?

Asking for a friend.

[A pause, considering...]

Hints on how to make money'd be appreciated too.

Thanks.

Comments

text;

[carbungle]

[Your prince is too lazy for video today. That or he hasn't done his hair yet.]

does your "friend" need to be put on salary lol

Re: text;

[callmegladio]

[Colour Gladio not surprised by either of those options.]

friends friend needs to watch it. I need a damn job.

[carbungle]

if ur compensation is not satisfactory i can fire u if u would prefer to devote ur full attention to earning cuddlebucks

[callmegladio]

you can't fire me. you didn't hire me.

[carbungle]

such disrespect to ur liege

im gonna have iggy note this infraction in ur personnel file

[callmegladio]

brat. what personnel file? i just got here.

seriously though. you don't need a shield here, Noct. do you?

[carbungle]

[....

ah.

He... takes a minute to respond. A little too real, that one.]

nope

take a load off

[callmegladio]

thats the last thing I need.

so work. keeping me busy. can't lie in bed all day especially with tissue sized blankets

[carbungle]

ive never bothered getting a job here tbh so good luck w/ that

blanket thing sounds kinda familiar tho. wasnt that going around last year

[callmegladio]

helpful, noct. thanks. I wasn't here last year

[carbungle]

stfu im thinking out loud

[or through text, w/e.]

b thankful its blankets shrinking & not u

that happened for sure, u could b pocket sized

[callmegladio]

youre texting, buddy.

alright, so how do I fix? I need sleep. lack of sleep makes me cranky

[carbungle]

u wouldnt b so fixated on semantics if u read fewer books, nerd

idk for sure but the usual suspects r either 1) hold hands w/ some1 while holding them or 2) go gripe @ ur temple until they help u fix it

[callmegladio]

maybe you should read more, dork.

... guess I'll go bitch to the gods then.

[carbungle]

i read enough 4 me

just play nice theyre not bad ppl

[callmegladio]

sure you do
i've not had a full nights sleep since i got here. strong language is needed

[carbungle]

ok but u might regret it if the ravens shit on u for bein an ass

[callmegladio]

if it gets me a nights sleep. I'll take it

[carbungle]

next time dont want days before asking 4 help, geez

[callmegladio]

I thought it'd fix itself. maybe i was getting pranked.

[carbungle]

i guess thats one way 2 get introduced to have this place works

dont get sick, if iggy has 2 look after one more person hes gonna dagger all our asses and we'd deserve it

[callmegladio]

if I get sick all I need is sleep.
which is why the gods are goin to get a talking to

[carbungle]

as long as u promise to shower the bird shit off b4 you come into my house again

[callmegladio]

no. coming directly to you for a hug. since that gets me money for new blankets

[carbungle]

gross no

ill phase through u & no1 will think ur cool anymore when u fall on ur ass