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[From the feed, it's clear Tony's not the one holding the camera and as a dramatic contrast to his first message, he was smiling brightly with an excitement only a new project can bring. Aaah, spring.
Anyway, he's standing in the entertainment district with one of the old abandoned businesses behind him with a sledgehammer in his hands.]
Good morning Havenwall! For those who don't know me, I'm Tony Stark and that...., is Mr. Petunia.
[He points and the camera moves to include Gladio standing a few feet behind him with his trademark easy-going grin and a large industrial broom resting over one shoulder. He rolls his eyes and gives the camera a friendly wave and, when Tony isn't looking, flips the idiot off playfully.]
Just kidding, you dandelion, that's Gladio Amicitia!
We're here in front of what will be the new Insomnia 2.0 bar!
[Brief pause for effect.]
We're looking for some volunteers for helping us remodel this place and possibly, if you're hot and we actually can stand you, working here once it opens. Just think, the faster this bad boy gets ready, the faster we can drink and eat greasy bar food!
Anyway, he's standing in the entertainment district with one of the old abandoned businesses behind him with a sledgehammer in his hands.]
Good morning Havenwall! For those who don't know me, I'm Tony Stark and that...., is Mr. Petunia.
[He points and the camera moves to include Gladio standing a few feet behind him with his trademark easy-going grin and a large industrial broom resting over one shoulder. He rolls his eyes and gives the camera a friendly wave and, when Tony isn't looking, flips the idiot off playfully.]
Just kidding, you dandelion, that's Gladio Amicitia!
We're here in front of what will be the new Insomnia 2.0 bar!
[Brief pause for effect.]
We're looking for some volunteers for helping us remodel this place and possibly, if you're hot and we actually can stand you, working here once it opens. Just think, the faster this bad boy gets ready, the faster we can drink and eat greasy bar food!
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Whoever had made that sound, Tony wanted their head on a platter. He loved it when Gladio got possessive and held him like that. However, there'd just be another person going by soon enough. They had too many helpers not to get caught and he didn't want to do that to the other man.
He nodded in agreement, reluctant to take that last step away. "Yeah, it is. Raincheck?" He asked, with a wink. He returned to his boom right as one of the young adults came down the steps to ask a question. Tony answered, but his gaze kept returning to Gladio till they went away.
As he scooped up another shovel full of sludge and carried it back to the waste bucket, he remarked, "We need to come up with some ground rules at the bar. If we let all of our friends drink and eat for free we'll never make any money. What if we make the agreement that we pick five people each who get the 'family discount'?"
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"Think there'll be some overlap, but sure. Maybe certain days could be cheaper than others? Happy hour? Ladies night." Gladio grinned. "We'll make the money. Maybe we need to think about juices and stuff as well as the alcoholic drinks?"
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Anyway..
"Cool, I get Pyra, Reggie, Prompto, Aerith, and..." He paused to think. He knows he's forgetting someone. "Mina's only 16, she's too young to even be at the bar." What could he say? The girl grew on him.
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"Not sure I like this game." He decided and went back to shovelling up debris.
"But so long as we don't serve an underage kid alcohol I don't see why they can't go in the bar. That's why I said we should think about juices. Maybe soda's." They'll be selling food, after all. And have some games, if Tony got his way. People would want to come in and the money of a 16 year old was just as good as the money of a 60 year old.
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He glanced toward the doorway where they been interrupted before, but decided he couldn't approach again like he wanted to. "Hey, I just thought our family was obvious so we should split them. If you only get five people you should get to have a couple friends, not just the people from back home. I'm not really 'claiming' them. We can call it our top ten instead. Regis, Pyra, Prompto, Noct, Ignis, and.. is Ardyn in the inner circle or not? I can't tell. He seems to be with Regis, but we've never talked about him- a different time though. I'm more interested in what's going on in that lovely, little head of yours."
He could see the reasoning behind juice and sodas for those under 18. He was onboard with the idea too... but maybe he liked Mina and would probably sneak her a few things here and there, but overall, she was paying.
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"... I just realised that I've been keepin to myself since coming here is all." His pool of friends had narrowed considerably. From a dozen or more to... just the people who where near obligated to be his friend. Once the bar was finished, he knew he'd have to make more of an effort in this world. Closing himself off wasn't going to help anyone.
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Gladio knew him so well. He was just gearing up to question that remark when the other man explained. He watched his friend for a moment, with a sympathetic frown. "You've needed time to adjust. We lost a lot of people we were close to coming here. Seven people plus employees isn't that bad of a start. It's better than coming here and picking fights constantly with other people."
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"It's tough starting over again, huh?" He commented lightly, scooping up some rubble and chocolate and depositing it in the container he was using. It was almost full so he'd have to haul it out and get rid of it soon. "Least we don't have to rush here. Nothing forced. And..." He glanced over at Tony with a small half smile. "You did come here and pick fights, you dumbass."
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cutelyannoying that history lesson was?"It is," he agreed and went back to shoveling. He wondered if he detected a note of depression in Gladio's voice. He didn't like that. He would have to think of some new tactics to use over the next couple weeks to make the man feel better.
He chuckled though when he was called out. "That's why I wouldn't recommend it. It's not nearly as fun as it looks."
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"Wish you'd let more people realise what a good man you are." It wasn't something he'd push, Tony would do whatever Tony wanted to do. But Gladio also understood how much stress that put him under. They should have been taking the time to relax more.
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He dumped his shovel load into the trash can and signaled mentally for Friday to send Mark 85 down to them to dump their buckets. "What's my incentive? If they think I'm an ass, they'll leave me alone. If they think I'm a 'good man', next thing I know I'm on a medical bed and they're blowing up my one and only sanctuary. Or they're idolizing me and I let them down. Or they're asking for advice or help and I end up becoming a monster. Or they never stop questioning every little thing I do and I'm so busy re-proving myself that I miss out on time spent on things that really matter. I'd rather just.. you know, be your friend. Maybe Pyra's. I think we should buy Prompto a puppy.."
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Gladio didn't have plans to destroy any of Tony's belongings. He didn't have him on a pedestal and so far he didn't think of Tony as a monster for the advice and help he'd been given already. It didn't seem fair for him to put everyone in little boxes left by other people. Not everyone was the same...
But he got the hint and nodded, leaning back. "Alright. But where would you buy a puppy?"
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Was it a silly reason to be afraid of getting close to people again? Probably, but it is what it is. "I'm working on it," he promised. He was getting better, day by day. "But maybe you could 'fess up to why you've been holding yourself back."
He shrugged about the last bit. "Noctis has a dog. Can we ask him?"
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"Umbra? He's from our world, Tony. He's not some dog they picked up here." A pause and then a smile. "He's a special dog."
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"Oh. What about the other pets in their house? I could ask Lup. When's his birthday?" He didn't remember celebrating it on the train, but he might not have noticed. "What makes Umbra special?"
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"They've a full house. You think they'd welcome another dog?" He laughed. "His birthday's October 25th. As for Umbra... hard to tell. But he's no ordinary dog." And that was where Gladio was leaving that. Honestly he wasn't too sure himself. What he did know was that the dog had had the ability to find Noct wherever he was.
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He didn't really care about the dogs at the moment. "If I didn't know any better, you sound depressed. And I can't have that. I like my Gladio's happy. Is there anything I can do?"
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He smiled and wrapped his arms around Tony to pull him into a hug and a much gentler second kiss. "I'm not depressed. You'd be the first person I come to if that happens. I've learned my lesson there." Dealing with those feelings along had been hard. It had been so much easier once he'd admitted he wasn't okay. But right now? He was okay. "I'm better than I've been in a while."
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"So even though you just found out that all your friends really like me better and would've liked to be on my 'free booze' list you're okay?" He teased lightly. "The first night we can secure the locks and windows on this place, we're christening this place. Got it? Better wear your skimpiest panties."
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Gladio laughed but didn't bother to comment on that. It didn't dignify a response. Tony could think whatever he wanted, Gladio knew the truth. The other though... "Stark... You don't shit where you work and you don't fuck there either. No one'll bother coming here if they know what we get up to."
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He's learned you give Gladio an idea and let him balk at it, then you let him think about it. After a few weeks, he'll execute and give the man the romance he really deserved. It was fun to keep the younger man guessing.
Just as he was opening his mouth, he overheard one of the teenagers joining the group in the other room. He sighed. It was time to behave again. "We need something new to talk about that's rated G." Which meant, Tony was out of ideas.
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"I'm not the one with the mind in the gutter, Stark. I'm just working over here. Keep your hands to yourself and you won't risk scarring your workers." He chuckled and went for his shovel again. "Sooner we get this place up and runnin the better."
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He laughed. "That's why you're on deck, because there's no way I can work and not talk. If I can't be trusted with the subject matter, that leaves everything riding on those chiseled to perfection shoulders of yours."
He noticed something on the ground though and went over to snoop. Yep, another live wire. Did no one give this place a proper inspection before shutting it down? Pulled out some tools from the belt he wore and crouched low. "I'm still waiting.." He teased, even as he kept his eyes on what he was doing. These could really start a fire if they weren't careful. "Glad we let this place dry out before we started work," he muttered. As nasty as the chocolate was caked on things, the moisture could've been a lot worse.
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So he waited.
And then, in the most deadpan of voices...
"I'm pregnant."
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Tony yelped, way more out of surprise than pain as his brain short-circuited, and spun around to stare at Gladio. His friend would be able to see on his face when his mind rebooted and he finally realized what he'd just heard.
He put a hand to his heart as he burst out laughing. "I said talk to me! Not try to kill me!"
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