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[callmegladio]

[It's a warm, sunny day and Gladio is sat outside of the bar on a break.

There's a tiny kitten on his shoulder and when he lifts his communicator up to his face and grins, he makes sure his little girl is in the shot.]

Morning, everyone. [His grin widens] Hope I'm not bothering y'all on this pawsome day. But I was just sitting here, feelin so furtunate to be in this amazing city then I realise, hey, I've not introduced Azzy!

[He gestures to the kitten on his shoulder, wiggling a finger at her which she tries to bat at and mewls when he removed it out of her way. She might have only had little claws but he didn't want them stuck in his index finger.]

My new best furend! [The grin is barely held in laughter at this point.] Don't you think she's purrty? She's a real glamourpuss, but I blame Tony's influence there.

I just wanted to show her off and we wanted to say hi, make sure everyone was feline good after the craziness of last month. [He did laugh now, he was pushing it to cringer levels but he couldn't stop.]

Purrhaps I'll stick around here, if anyone wants to meet Azzy. She likes making new furends.

Comments

Video.

[hot_handed]

Just because she can't talk don't mean you gotta torture her and us with shitty puns.

[callmegladio]

Don't be such a sourpuss!

[hot_handed]

That ain't even a pun! If you're gonna do it, do it right!

Besides, glamourpuss sounds like a porno title!

[definitely not even here]

[tinkerheart]

[No. There is no mysteriously smirking elf here. Nope. You have seen nothing. He's definitely NOT appreciating the onslaught of this superbly cringy wordplay. It is not an art form on its own. What were you even thinking.]

[callmegladio]

Oi, less of that talk around the kitten. She's only ten weeks old.

[He scowls at the screen and lifts a hand to poke it, poking Katsuki's nose on the screen.]

[How mysterious... It SEEMED like someone was here... But when I look, it's no one!]

[callmegladio]

[Gladio is totally not laughing at how badly cringy he was being. Nope!]

[hot_handed]

Tch. Whatever.

[He sneers before his expression becomes more guarded.]

You're going to need a catsitter or two.

[callmegladio]

Probably...

[He admits with a grin.]

Working on the bar might be a bit much for her.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony is cracking up when he answers. He's on his way from where he was working in the brewing area.]

Do I have to claim you?

[callmegladio]

Haven't you already?

[He just grins.]

Or you getting jealous?

[runs_on_batteries]

You’ve got to be kitten me. That’s just a claw-ful accusation.

[He chuckles as he gets two beers from the replicator.]

Care for some meow mix out there or just a beer?

[callmegladio]

HAH those are so bad, I love it. Now get out here with the beers. And if there are more kitty treats...?

[Azzy deserved all the treats. She was going to be one very pampered pussycat.]

[runs_on_batteries]

So demanding.. I like that.

[He laughs and also grabs a small bowl of fake fish bits. Thank god kitty liked them.

When he came outside, he gives Gladio a kiss before sitting down.]

Did you know your friends have Eos meat and didn't tell us?

[hot_handed]

[He looks off somewhere to the side.]

I've got some free time or whatever.

[callmegladio]

Oh yeah? Wouldn't be too much trouble?

[He's still grinning, having a feeling he knew what was going on here. It was cute.]

Actually... I could do with someone takin her home so I can get some work done. You got a few hours to spare to keep her company till I get back?

[callmegladio]

[Gladio had moved Azzy to his lap by the time Tony joined him, and smiled, head tipping for the kiss and his hand lifting for his beer.]

I knew they had. You've not checked our replicator yet, huh? I got a few upgrades myself.

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[carbungle]

[...CA....T....]

Bet you've got people clawing at the line to mewt her.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony gave Gladio a suspicious look as he picked up a treat and held it out for Baby Azzy.]

Checked it for what? What did you do?

[He knew whatever his partner did, it was going to be something good but he had to mess with him a little.]

This mean you're cooking tonight?

[callmegladio]

Are one of those people you, Noct?

Wanna meet my purrfect little princess?

[callmegladio]

Sure, I can cook tonight.

[He grinned down at Azzy as she went for the treats Tony held out to her, wobbling her way across his lap to reach his hand and holding onto his fingers with her little paws.]

Think you'll like it.

[necromanswers]

If that's her job application consider her hired immediately.

[carbungle]

You're such a nerd. [....] But yeah.

[callmegladio]

She's a little on the young side to be working yet. [He grinned] But when she's old enough she'll have to start earning her keep. Buying her own catnip.

[Gladio turned his head as if to look at the kitten on his shoulder only for her to start trying to monch on his cheek. He laughed.]

... Or maybe I can buy it. I can take a hint.

[callmegladio]

Then come on over. Might even let you pet her.

[carbungle]

Twist my arm, why don't you.

[He's already on his way. He might actually be warping there.

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