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[callmegladio]

[It's a warm, sunny day and Gladio is sat outside of the bar on a break.

There's a tiny kitten on his shoulder and when he lifts his communicator up to his face and grins, he makes sure his little girl is in the shot.]

Morning, everyone. [His grin widens] Hope I'm not bothering y'all on this pawsome day. But I was just sitting here, feelin so furtunate to be in this amazing city then I realise, hey, I've not introduced Azzy!

[He gestures to the kitten on his shoulder, wiggling a finger at her which she tries to bat at and mewls when he removed it out of her way. She might have only had little claws but he didn't want them stuck in his index finger.]

My new best furend! [The grin is barely held in laughter at this point.] Don't you think she's purrty? She's a real glamourpuss, but I blame Tony's influence there.

I just wanted to show her off and we wanted to say hi, make sure everyone was feline good after the craziness of last month. [He did laugh now, he was pushing it to cringer levels but he couldn't stop.]

Purrhaps I'll stick around here, if anyone wants to meet Azzy. She likes making new furends.

Comments

Video.

[hot_handed]

Just because she can't talk don't mean you gotta torture her and us with shitty puns.

[callmegladio]

Don't be such a sourpuss!

[hot_handed]

That ain't even a pun! If you're gonna do it, do it right!

Besides, glamourpuss sounds like a porno title!

[definitely not even here]

[tinkerheart]

[No. There is no mysteriously smirking elf here. Nope. You have seen nothing. He's definitely NOT appreciating the onslaught of this superbly cringy wordplay. It is not an art form on its own. What were you even thinking.]

[How mysterious... It SEEMED like someone was here... But when I look, it's no one!]

[callmegladio]

[Gladio is totally not laughing at how badly cringy he was being. Nope!]

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony is cracking up when he answers. He's on his way from where he was working in the brewing area.]

Do I have to claim you?

[callmegladio]

Haven't you already?

[He just grins.]

Or you getting jealous?

[runs_on_batteries]

You’ve got to be kitten me. That’s just a claw-ful accusation.

[He chuckles as he gets two beers from the replicator.]

Care for some meow mix out there or just a beer?

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[carbungle]

[...CA....T....]

Bet you've got people clawing at the line to mewt her.

[callmegladio]

Are one of those people you, Noct?

Wanna meet my purrfect little princess?

[carbungle]

You're such a nerd. [....] But yeah.

[necromanswers]

If that's her job application consider her hired immediately.

[callmegladio]

She's a little on the young side to be working yet. [He grinned] But when she's old enough she'll have to start earning her keep. Buying her own catnip.

[Gladio turned his head as if to look at the kitten on his shoulder only for her to start trying to monch on his cheek. He laughed.]

... Or maybe I can buy it. I can take a hint.

[necromanswers]

Don't think it works well on them that young, but hey, plan for the future.

I don't have much in the way of catnip, though- you should talk to your king. His boyfriend had a pot, if I'm remembering it right.

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[menaretrash]

I love her.

[ No, seriously. It's been a while since Ann's seen a cat of any kind, and it brings about a sense of nostalgia. This isn't Morgana, no, but... she misses him a lot. Who can say no to a kitten, anyways? ]

Where'd you get her? Asking... for a friend. That friend being myself.

[ She should probably ask Seto first, buuuuuut... what he doesn't immediately know doesn't hurt her! ]

[callmegladio]

You can come say hi if you want? She love attention. Takes after Tony.

[He laughed, but at Ann's question he looked just a little baffled as he shook his head.]

No idea. One of the Bots rocked up with her, made me sign for her and then... she was mine.

Gift from my god or something?

[menaretrash]

Ooo, I may have to! She's too cute to pass up!

[ Cats are a gift in their own right, okay. They're so sassy and wonderful and they make amazing memes-- ]

Wow, that's really neat though! And she'll have a great home with the two of you. A gift from your God... I hope so! That's a really good gift to get if you ask me.

[this_loser]

[A small, cute, fluffy thing! He wants to touch it.]

I love her already. When can I do a photoshoot?

[callmegladio]

Anytime, my friend. You beat me to it! I planned to ask you if you could take a few shots of her. Start filling up my photo album.

[this_loser]

Woo! I'd be happy too. Just name the time and place. [Like now? Now is okay? He's free now.]

video; >>; I'm sorry for my muse

[blue_eyed_obsession]

You're a grown man making low-level cat puns, I'd suggest shutting off the feed and re-evaluating your life choices.

[Color Seto, unimpressed. These puns might even be worse than the ocean puns of Mako, the bug puns of Weevil, and the dino puns of Rex. At least those losers had more sense than to cram them all into one message]

LOL its all good!

[callmegladio]

And you're a grown-ass man pissing all over everyone's fun. Does that make you feel good?

[He's not out here to impress anyone. Just show off his new kitten and have a little cringy fun along the way.]

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Yes.

[Pointed pause as a smirk snaked it's way across his lips]

Actually, it does. [Also he has zero qualms being called a grown ass man when he was still technically a teenager. Win win]

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[the4united]

[Devon might not be willing to answer after how badly he'd screwed up last time, but Aquaras is curious. When the video flickers on all that can be seen is a huge sapphire eye that barely ever blinks. There's a light clicking of claws a moment later as she backs up, revealing her full head and part of her neck.

Her eyes never leave the kitten and eventually a quiet little hum emanates from her. What exactly that humming means is rather unclear. Maybe it's friendly or maybe the dragon just sees her next meal. It's hard to say.]

[callmegladio]

Uhh...

[Gladio isn't entirely sure what he's seeing or why its on his screen... But he'll murder it dead if it decides his kitten is it's next meal!]