[VOICE] At least it's not licking rocks this time?

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For those of you needing to occupy your thoughts during those moments of darkness, know this:

Eating the glowing blooms gives you equally glowing markings on your tongue, can be seen as they move through your body, and gives you both gas and flower-powered sparkle farts.

[[ Clearly, he finds this hilarious. ]]

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[thefatedpath]

[ Alisaie does not reply. She just facepalms in front of her communicator. A faint slapping sound can even be heard in the other room becauseshe does it with such force. ]

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[[ Ardbert can be heard laughing from the other room. ]]

[thefatedpath]

[ A shout from the other room. ]

I can't believe you decided to share such thoughts with the entirety of those who live here!?

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[[ A shout back. ]]

Someone needed to sacrifice their dignity to distract everyone from their existential dread, and mine's been dead for over a hundred years, so it might as well be me!

[[ It's a noble sacrifice, Alisaie. ]]

[thefatedpath]

[ Again, shouting. She's not getting up. ]

Clearly! Because people could be distracted in no other way and the information relayed in no other fashion!

[ Sarcasm. ]

[firstbump]

[[ Fiiiiiine. Ardbert will walk over to hold a proper conversation with her. ]]

The message itself was supposed to be distracting, you know. And I was all but raised in a barn. What am I supposed to know about propriety?

[thefatedpath]

[ Okay now she can lower her voice. ]

As it happens, you've a head on your shoulders that is quite capable of learning.