[video]

[brokeforgood]

[The start of the video feed is... the top of this girl's head. She's grumbling to herself--]

Seriously? No tiktok, but I guess this'll do-- I should probably be grateful--

Oh! Shit! Live, already? [She holds up the communicator to capture her whole face. Farrah's grinning, and she scrambles to stand.] Sorry guys-- total boomer moment. Okay, here we go-- I'll have to do the music myself, but---

[She props the communicator up against a wall, to give everyone a full body view once she scrambles into frame again. Farrah's a relatively small teenager, wearing an adult man's jacket several sizes too big. She throws that off, and the weird girl has a fancy vest that's too big for her under that too. And then she starts to... do a tik tok dance. It's the Git Up, if anyone's curious. Also, she has to hum the music herself. It's a weird fourteen seconds for everyone, okay. Then she scrambles to scoop up the tablet again.]

That was me, Farrah Salieri, doing The Git Up. Like, Follow, Subscribe-- or tell me all about your favorite time that you've been kidnapped!

Comments

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[carbungle]

[It actually feels kind of rare to come across someone familiar with social media beyond this place. Colour him curious. (Though what tiktok is, he has no idea.)]

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i think there was like 3 kidnap attempts when i was growing up lol cant say they wouldve been my fave anything

[brokeforgood]

uh oh watch out here kids we got a rich kid who got kidnapped as a child!!!! [you know as opossed to her]

[carbungle]

lol kid urself ive gotta have like 5 yrs on u

anyway i didnt ACTUALLY get kidnapped i had a solid protection squad around. so 1/2 counts

[He will not deny the rich part.]

[brokeforgood]

if fame = age im like 100

watch out we got a rich kid w bodyguards

[carbungle]

and in humbleness ur like 5, got it

[brokeforgood]

p much

girls gotta work w what shes got, u kno?

anyway u still have to pick a favorite. so far i like this one. whens the murdering start?

[carbungle]

no murdering. only hugs. grow a heart and possibly extra arms

unless u r secretly a child murderer in which case: id advise against it

[brokeforgood]

wtf no im not a freak like that!!!!

getting murdered sux i wouldnt do that to someone

not even if they rly deserved it OR even if they murdered me first.

hugs sound lame.

[carbungle]

[The people who get dragged here are so wildly different in backstory he can't even tell if she's serious.]

watch out we got an edgelord kid who doesnt like hugs

[brokeforgood]

i didnt say that i just said its a lame concept to kidnap ppl for. whats the real story???

[carbungle]

short version is 'magic is bullshit' which tbh explains everything that defies reason in this world

[brokeforgood]

wow. sounds like this place has shitty magic.

they should try the kind w confetti and explosions

[carbungle]

actually the confetti thing has happened

i dont think anything has exploded recently tho?