brokeforgood: (farrah44)
she grew up just like she should ([personal profile] brokeforgood) wrote in [community profile] hugtopia2021-12-13 10:03 am

[video]

[The start of the video feed is... the top of this girl's head. She's grumbling to herself--]

Seriously? No tiktok, but I guess this'll do-- I should probably be grateful--


Oh! Shit! Live, already? [She holds up the communicator to capture her whole face. Farrah's grinning, and she scrambles to stand.] Sorry guys-- total boomer moment. Okay, here we go-- I'll have to do the music myself, but---

[She props the communicator up against a wall, to give everyone a full body view once she scrambles into frame again. Farrah's a relatively small teenager, wearing an adult man's jacket several sizes too big. She throws that off, and the weird girl has a fancy vest that's too big for her under that too. And then she starts to... do a tik tok dance. It's the Git Up, if anyone's curious. Also, she has to hum the music herself. It's a weird fourteen seconds for everyone, okay. Then she scrambles to scoop up the tablet again.]

That was me, Farrah Salieri, doing The Git Up. Like, Follow, Subscribe-- or tell me all about your favorite time that you've been kidnapped!
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[personal profile] awooligan 2021-12-16 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, relatable trauma really streamlines that whole bonding process! He likes this girl already. Her not making a big deal out of any of it is way more comfortable for him that the people that would look at him like he was a pitiable dog when he breezed by it, or worse, stumbled into the truth before he was ready. Real bummer that she died...]

I'm Cliff btw
The good news is that everyone I've met here either also doesn't like being touched or don't need to be told to back off because they don't just go around getting handsy
Kind of the same boat for everyone here so they're good about it usually

Oh and if you don't know how to cook you are so screwed until you find someone who can
awooligan: (1278)

[personal profile] awooligan 2021-12-17 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to question your "IF UR REAL" paranoia but then you said Spongebob cooked for you
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[personal profile] awooligan 2021-12-22 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Bummer

[What the heck was she all known as, if that's not the worst... Then again,]

Bigfoot was a dance instructor at my boarding school so I guess I can't say it's impossible

If it isn't weird I can hook you up with a place that has kickass leftovers
Half of the people there are cool with random drop ins
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[personal profile] awooligan 2021-12-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[what the heck...]

Probably

[Nothing is too weird anymore, even if he's going to continue to complain about how weird it is.]

They're leftovers
That's the food that's left over from dinner
Do you think they poisoned themselves and stuck the rest in the fridge, or what?
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[personal profile] awooligan 2021-12-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a lot of experience with the law but that sounds fake, but how about I just eat some in front of you first? Does that work?
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[personal profile] awooligan 2021-12-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh

[And, uh. Hm. Guess he'll turn the video on, then, so she can actually see who the heck she's talking to and be reassured that it's a fellow teen asking to meet up.]

Uh, I haven't been here as long as a lot of others, but I can try to answer stuff. Do you want to do this now or later?