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brokeforgood) wrote in
hugtopia2021-12-13 10:03 am
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[The start of the video feed is... the top of this girl's head. She's grumbling to herself--]
Seriously? No tiktok, but I guess this'll do-- I should probably be grateful--
Oh! Shit! Live, already? [She holds up the communicator to capture her whole face. Farrah's grinning, and she scrambles to stand.] Sorry guys-- total boomer moment. Okay, here we go-- I'll have to do the music myself, but---
[She props the communicator up against a wall, to give everyone a full body view once she scrambles into frame again. Farrah's a relatively small teenager, wearing an adult man's jacket several sizes too big. She throws that off, and the weird girl has a fancy vest that's too big for her under that too. And then she starts to... do a tik tok dance. It's the Git Up, if anyone's curious. Also, she has to hum the music herself. It's a weird fourteen seconds for everyone, okay. Then she scrambles to scoop up the tablet again.]
That was me, Farrah Salieri, doing The Git Up. Like, Follow, Subscribe-- or tell me all about your favorite time that you've been kidnapped!
Seriously? No tiktok, but I guess this'll do-- I should probably be grateful--
Oh! Shit! Live, already? [She holds up the communicator to capture her whole face. Farrah's grinning, and she scrambles to stand.] Sorry guys-- total boomer moment. Okay, here we go-- I'll have to do the music myself, but---
[She props the communicator up against a wall, to give everyone a full body view once she scrambles into frame again. Farrah's a relatively small teenager, wearing an adult man's jacket several sizes too big. She throws that off, and the weird girl has a fancy vest that's too big for her under that too. And then she starts to... do a tik tok dance. It's the Git Up, if anyone's curious. Also, she has to hum the music herself. It's a weird fourteen seconds for everyone, okay. Then she scrambles to scoop up the tablet again.]
That was me, Farrah Salieri, doing The Git Up. Like, Follow, Subscribe-- or tell me all about your favorite time that you've been kidnapped!

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I'm Cliff btw
The good news is that everyone I've met here either also doesn't like being touched or don't need to be told to back off because they don't just go around getting handsy
Kind of the same boat for everyone here so they're good about it usually
Oh and if you don't know how to cook you are so screwed until you find someone who can
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great. u tell me that everyones not a total creeper expecting me to be relieved only to tell me im gonna starve. i didnt think id miss spongebob's breakfast so much...
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bc he is. and krabby patties are fucking delicious.
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[What the heck was she all known as, if that's not the worst... Then again,]
Bigfoot was a dance instructor at my boarding school so I guess I can't say it's impossible
If it isn't weird I can hook you up with a place that has kickass leftovers
Half of the people there are cool with random drop ins
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and it's not like poisoned or anything
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Probably
[Nothing is too weird anymore, even if he's going to continue to complain about how weird it is.]
They're leftovers
That's the food that's left over from dinner
Do you think they poisoned themselves and stuck the rest in the fridge, or what?
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legally u have to tell me if they're going to poison me
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but since she’s not here i guess that’ll work.
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[And, uh. Hm. Guess he'll turn the video on, then, so she can actually see who the heck she's talking to and be reassured that it's a fellow teen asking to meet up.]
Uh, I haven't been here as long as a lot of others, but I can try to answer stuff. Do you want to do this now or later?