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Taako ([personal profile] abracafcku) wrote in [community profile] hugtopia2019-10-12 08:37 am

video & voice; Story-time for All

[The video opens on a bare wall and to the sound of very, very corny fanfare. Then Taako's voice cuts in with the sound of applause.]

Yes, yes, welcome one and all to the greatest day of your lives. Today we have a real treat for you folks, so pull up a chair, take a load off and enjoy this banned text we've managed to procure.

[He clears his throat and a puppet appears on the screen - a non-descript looking human priest wearing dark robes and a blue sash around his neck. The voices that read the following lines are similar, but not the same and anyone who knows both Lup and Taako can probably tell it's the twins taking turns to read the passages. People who don't, however, might have a hard time telling them apart.]

"I used to have a lady love,
she journeyed through the sea,"


[A new puppet appears - a beautiful female mermaid with hair that falls just past her breasts. She slides up from the bottom of the screen and the priest turns to her, fawning all over her.]

"Her fins were as the mourning dove,
a mated pair were we.
Our bodies tangled, hand in glove,
a queen and devotee,"


[As the poem progresses, the priest does some...very not PG-13 things to the mermaid puppet. Eventually, the mermaid pushes the priest away, looking tired.]

"But she was called to rise above,
our bond not meant to be."


[Here the mermaid "puppet" flips a double middle finger at the priest and backflips into the sea, leaving him drenched in water.]

"Though I endure, bereft, belove,
I have her guarantee,
I'll be the one she's thinking of,
a little dove told me."


[The priest pines and waits by the water, pantomiming the lament of a forlorn lover as a bird lands next to him, rolling its eyes. The puppet show ends with a curtain drawing across the screen and then the video shuts off. Taako's voice cuts back in once the video is gone.]

Yeah, so the people here? Raunchy as hell. I love it. But then some people were, y'know, boring and said things like--

[Lup's voice takes over smoothly like they're still the same person talking.]

"If any other colonies can hear this message, please respond. This is Havenwell. We're still alive. The city is safe. We will come get you, no matter how far you are. This is not an automated message. Please respond." That there's a radio transmission from "Colony #56'07'4TM", which, obviously, is home sweet home. Not the most interesting, but I won't deny that the archive visits have been… informative.

Anyone else get something fun?


[OOC: It's a joint post! Replies here can be from Taako, Lup, or both of them. If you have a preference, just let us know in the title of your comment or it'll be a roulette of which twin you'll get.

Feel free to use this post to stir up discussion amongst yourselves regarding the lore contributions!
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[personal profile] flawed_immortality 2019-11-20 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
I am, admittedly, not the most patient man. I prefer to have a more active role in how things play out.

But I am also at a loss for what our alternatives might be just now.
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[personal profile] necromanswers 2019-11-21 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh-ho. A secret rebel over here.

[She grins; she doesn't disapprove.]

I've got a few ideas and suggestions percolating, but I'm not sure they're ready for public consumption yet. [Or to be broadcast over a network supplied by the very people they're talking about here.] Let's meet up sometime in person and we'll compare notes.
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[personal profile] flawed_immortality 2019-11-23 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[A rebel? Hardly. Even the implication has a light flush coming to his cheeks and he looks aside, only just resisting the urge to roll his eyes.]

Perhaps you can stay for lunch after training one day.
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[personal profile] necromanswers 2019-11-24 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aww, he's blushing. That's cute. Time to possibly make it worse.]

Cor, are you asking me out?
flawed_immortality: (just bring it on today)

bb!Cor is too accurate

[personal profile] flawed_immortality 2019-11-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[In an instant that light flush turns into full out burning cheeks and his eyes go wide, he even chokes on his next breath and has to cough for a moment.]

Wh-what?

[The eloquent Marshal, folks.]

I- My apologies, your Grace, I did not mean to imply... I simply meant for the purposes of research.
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[personal profile] necromanswers 2019-12-01 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no. Oh no, now she's actually laughing.]

Aw, too bad! [lup what does that even mean] Sure, I'm good for it. We'll do lunch sometime. Maybe I'll show you what real food ought to taste like.
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[personal profile] flawed_immortality 2019-12-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[...... Too..... bad?!!?

WHAT!?]


I- Right. Lunch. I am quite aware of what food is meant to taste like, your Grace.
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[personal profile] necromanswers 2019-12-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You say that, but you've never had my food.

[Her laughter petering off, she waves to the camera.]

See you around, Cor. And don't chicken out!