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[astralera]

Hello, I am Era.

While there is finally a medical clinic available, if anyone finds themselves in need of treatment and would prefer the aid of healing magicks, you are more than welcome to contact me.



I have a few questions pertaining to an unrelated topic, if anyone is both willing and able to answer.

» How does one plan a wedding?

» What are the customary traditions one expects to see at a wedding?

» What do you like most about weddings, if anything?


My thanks for any insight you may provide me.

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[firstbump]

👄👅🐚🤲

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[astralera]

That isn't quite what I meant, but I do appreciate your clever use of the sea shell.

💏

SURPRISE 1/?

[astralera]

Wait

You did not use a nose emoji.

2/?

[astralera]

If you weren't rounding out the senses then what does the sea shell mean

[astralera]

[ give her a second— ]

4/5 lmao

[astralera]

[ oh. ]

Ardbert

lmao done

[astralera]

...I suppose it is still a creative use of the sea shell.

[firstbump]

😁❤️

[If she's in the house, she can hear his laughter.]

This old man has learned a new trick or two!

[astralera]

I can hear you loling. Be careful not to break a rib, 'old man'.

[firstbump]

If I break a rib laughing, then it was probably worth it. I've survived a broken rib before.

[astralera]

Broken ribs can be very dangerous for old men like yourself, so I suppose it's lucky you've a healer on hand who is rather fond of you.

[firstbump]

Aye, I lucked out with a betrothed that can heal me from my own stupidity.

1/2

[astralera]

If only I could be so fortunate to say the same.

But I suppose I can settle for a betrothed who can fell gods with the swing of an axe, and is very pleasant to look at.

Particularly in well-fitted jeans. 🍑

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[astralera]

[ oh, look what's near the butt peach emoji— ]

🥑🥑🥑

They taste awful, so I would not recommend them anyway, but if you happen to eat one you can't kiss me for a while because I will probably die.

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[firstbump]

You really like my axe, don't you?

Food can do that? Like NOT by poison?

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[astralera]

I suppose I like your axe well enough, though I prefer the arms that swing it.

When someone is severely allergic to the food in question, yes. By means of anaphylactic shock.

It called an 'avocado', so you're aware. We've something almost identical in Eorzea, but there it's called a crocodile pear. I'm not so allergic to crocodile pears though.

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[firstbump]

Ha, picky.

... that's good to know. Bloody hell.

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[astralera]

You know full well that I am, hero.

I know the emergency treatment for it, but it requires medicine we do not have here. So just don't eat any suspiciously bright, green mush called 'guacamole'.

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[firstbump]

There's a play on words here, but I'm a little bit too horrified to see it at the moment. Killer food. I'll keep a look out for it.

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[astralera]

Don't be horrified by killer food. I'm sure you won't fall prey to it, hero of mine. Probably.

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[firstbump]

Probably.

Hey this means that the only thing that can defeat you is your own body.

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[astralera]

Or yours. Very thoroughly. 😘

[firstbump]

Era people can read this

[astralera]

We are Warriors of Light. I've more power than you, but you've more strength than me. I can defeat you with my magic, and you can defeat me with your body.

😘😘😘

[firstbump]

Oh.

I thought you meant something else.