[text] Creature Care

[whenyouneedme]

So out of curiosity

Has anyone seen these food critters eat anything at all???

Comments

[whenyouneedme]

That seems to be an idea. Or maybe like... photosomethin'? Except they're not all fruits and veggies so.

???

[pinkxeno]

They do have like salad in them right?? Some sandwiches at least do.

[whenyouneedme]

That's true! But then there's pork cutlets and I have no idea what's going on with those.

[pinkxeno]

Maybe they eat whatever they find! Like scavengers.

[whenyouneedme]

Seems likely. I'm trying to feed this orange and it looks like i've got a summoning circle of food in here, so it better hurry and do.... whatever it's gonna do.

[pinkxeno]

Why are you feeding it?

[whenyouneedme]

because i love it

[pinkxeno]

You love it.

[pinkxeno]

Why????????

[whenyouneedme]

[The response is a photo of the tiny rotund creature sitting in a box.]

[pinkxeno]

[ ... it's so gross ]

idk if keeping one is smart

[whenyouneedme]

[Hey now. ]

maybe. it's caused me less bodily harm than those teddy bears though. i'm keeping an eye on it.

[pinkxeno]

what if they are cannibals and try to eat you????

[whenyouneedme]

That's not what a cannibal is???

[pinkxeno]

it doesn't matter

it could try to eat you!

[whenyouneedme]

maybe!

but so far I have been just as appetizing as anything else i've put in front of it

so like not at all

[pinkxeno]

it could be waiting until you are distracted
and then BAM
it attacks