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[whenyouneedme]

So out of curiosity

Has anyone seen these food critters eat anything at all???

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[connectsthedots]

I haven't, no. Now you've got me curious, though. Do they even need to eat or drink?

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[whenyouneedme]

Man. It really bugs me not knowing.

[Which has nothing to do with the orange rolling around his kitchen at all.]

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[connectsthedots]

Heh heh. Bugs you, does it? [Dot no]

I wonder how they react to alcohol. [Dot NO]

[whenyouneedme]

...

Why is jumping to alcohol your next thought?

[connectsthedots]

Is it that unusual? We're discussing their eating and drinking habits, after all. What finer a drink than a nice glass of wine?

[necromanswers]

One of the big ones ate my neighbour

[whenyouneedme]

well shit

[necromanswers]

right?? I don't think they even have stomachs. where would swallowed people go??

[whenyouneedme]

do they even get digested. if a burger eats you do you just become part of the burger.

do you still have a neighbor???

[ancientflower]

Yes. They're creepy so strange! My lunch ran out of the window!

[whenyouneedme]

Did one of them get your lunch? Or do you mean it was your lunch that ran off?

[ancientflower]

I made a sandwich. And the sandwich grew legs and eyes and ran out of my window before I could catch it!

[whenyouneedme]

Ah yeah. Yeah. They do that now, I guess. I've been trying to figure out if sandwiches can eat lunch too.

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[daikonrose]

Wouldn't that basically be cannibalism?

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[whenyouneedme]

Maybe.

Unless its like bugs eating other bugs? Or animals eating other animals?

...A literal food chain...

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[daikonrose]

But to the animals that eat other animals, those animals are just their "food," right? But the food things walking around now are already food, so anything they call "food" is automatically cannibalism, because they're both food. Right??

Nature is so harsh and unforgiving....

[whenyouneedme]

Unless different foods are different types?? Like a katsudon and a cake are totally different things you know??

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[runs_on_batteries]

no bc when i see a hotdog shaped maggot i shoot it. js

[whenyouneedme]

Guess I'll just have to imagine what a hotdog fly would look like then.

[runs_on_batteries]

If it's a hotdog maggot mb a kielbasa fly? Sort of the grown up version

[whenyouneedme]

yeah maybe. with big bun wings. i'd say I can't imagine it flying great, but a hotdog maggot isn't supposed to exist either so.

[pinkxeno]

Maybe they eat each other?

[whenyouneedme]

That seems to be an idea. Or maybe like... photosomethin'? Except they're not all fruits and veggies so.

???

[pinkxeno]

They do have like salad in them right?? Some sandwiches at least do.

[whenyouneedme]

That's true! But then there's pork cutlets and I have no idea what's going on with those.