[ Text - Come get some free melons ]

[hedgehogsdilemma]

Hello, this is Shinji.

I've been growing watermelons, and I've ended up with more than my house could possibly go through. If anyone would like to come and pick one or two of them up, please let me know either here or by contacting me privately. Whatever time works best for anyone, my schedule is flexible, so I can be around to let people through whenever is convenient.

Alternatively, if you don't want to come pick them up yourself, there's a very good delivery service available that can take some out to recipients.

That is all, thank you.

Comments

[iustaegis]

I’ll take ten!

[ Which she can’t possibly carry all by herself so oh no how terrible, she’ll have to employ the really efficient delivery service…! ]

[pinkxeno]

watermelons?????
they can grow here?????

[whenyouneedme]

Wow what a handy service

[awooligan]

so YOU’RE watermelon guy’s guy.

I’ll take one as long as it’s leg free

[unpocoloco]

Ah! I've heard of this delivery.

A weird question, but, humor me. These watermelons are completely normal, right? No chance of enchantment or weird things inside or effects?

[thefatedpath]

If you've any extra, I would like one.