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lunae calamitas mods ([personal profile] promittere) wrote in [community profile] hugtopia2019-08-17 07:59 pm

[audio]

Good evening.

[The voice that comes on is even and softly accented with what one could presume is an English accent, were England a place that existed for you.]

For those of you that don't know me yet, my name is Ignis. I'm here with something of an offer - as I'm sure most of you are aware, the ingredients the replicators seem capable of producing are strange. Some of them are completely foreign to me, but I'm something of a hobbyist chef. I know my compatriots are likely to eat my food with few complaints as they would not wish to hurt my feelings, and that simply won't do.

What I am offering is, of course, meals cooked for you. Nothing that will poison you, of course, but something to help acclimate me to the strange new foods I have at my disposal. If you're interested in trying, feel free to stop by.

[He leaves his address, and then signs off.]
arraignments: (welp time to grab the buckets)

Audio; -> Private

[personal profile] arraignments 2019-08-20 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ The excitement in his voice absolutely cannot be masked. Thanks to that, he sounds a little more like someone Ignis knows far better than he knows Goro Akechi . . . ]

Ah, that sounds great!

[ But, it's back to his usual voice - just a little more... shy, this time, as he switches things over to private. ]

Is there, by any chance... [ . . . ] Um...

[ SUPER AWKWARD, IT'S HIM. ]

Would you be interested in maybe teaching me how to cook? I'd find a way to pay you for the trouble, of course.