leave me alone, I'm lonely [text - cw: talk of underage drinking.]

[awooligan]

I guess announcing this sort of thing is what you do on here, so
Héctor Rivera-Adlantis and Neko Adobephotoshop aren't here anymore
Yes I know it's Adomaitis and Nekane, I don't care

[But he'll still make it clear who they are, and stuff. Something something jerk was married to a forgotten guy, being remembered is basic decency or something.]

What I care about is that this means someone else has gotta step up and buy my booze for me
Preferably without the lecture

Comments

[awooligan]

Wow look who doesn't know everything
You're only half right

🤨

[astralera]

Whichever half it is, alcohol doesn't help as much as you think it might. I prefer to train until I pass out. No dreams that way.

[awooligan]

I drink for fun with friends, not to drown sorrows
I'm just looking out for future Cliff

I ran until I passed out once though
Weird day after

[astralera]

That's good. Keep it that way, and make sure you all keep hydrated and fed. If you do, I wouldn't mind sparing a bottle of wine every now and then for you and your friends to enjoy.

Weird how?

I do know it isn't the healthiest thing, but sometimes you just need everything to shut off for a night.

[awooligan]

Jeeeeez I said no lecture 🙄🙄😒

So it's going to sound really bad but it turned out to be fine
Woke up in some dude's bathtub

I wasn't judging

[astralera]

It's not a lecture, it's a life tip. 🙄🤷‍♀️ Alcohol with friends is more enjoyable when you don't wake up to an excruciating hangover.

Huh that is pretty weird. At least you didn't drown.

As a healer I figured it best to include a disclaimer that it is not the healthiest thing to do. I'm just in a position where I'm likely to die so young that I needn't worry about the long-term consequences of most things.

[awooligan]

It wasn't a FILLED bathtub

[astralera]

Somehow that just makes it weirder

[awooligan]

How is that weirder??

[astralera]

Who just puts someone in an empty bath?

[awooligan]

[He can't exactly say he was a wolf at the time and Oscar thought he might die in the night, so he wanted some easy clean-up in the worst case scenario...]

There was a blanket

I don't know, if he put me in a filled bath don't you think he'd undress me?
That's SUPER creepy

[astralera]

No, when you want to wake someone up like that you throw water on them or you throw them into shallow water.

[awooligan]

Wtf you just let them sleep

[astralera]

That's when you put them on a bed or something. Bath tubs are only comfortable for sleeping with nice, hot water & a neck pillow if you can't breathe water

[awooligan]

I slept fine
It was a good blanket

[astralera]

I don't think I've ever met a bad blanket before
All blankets are good, just like all chocobos are good

[awooligan]

You know what I'm going to ask

[astralera]

No, the vast majority of blankets in my world are incapable of sentience.

[awooligan]

Haha 🙄

[astralera]

I'm serious. They aren't like vegetables.

[awooligan]

What the fuck are you talking about

[astralera]

I'm talking about how, despite how numerous inanimate, non-sentient objects or flora familiar to 'Earth' can and often are animated and/or sentient on Etheirys, blankets are generally not among them.

[awooligan]

What are CHOCOBOS

Do you talk to vegetables?

[astralera]

Large birds used as one might a horse, except they're way better than horses.

There are two of them here. You must've seen at least one of them by now lol

No, even with the Echo their language is non-sensical to me.

There is a faction of nightshades — the Mandragora royal family — that have been going around waking up other vegetables to prompt rebellion, but beyond the occasional screaming carrot they've had little success.

Admittedly it's quite startling to pull a tuber from the ground only to have it scream an ungodly scream at you.

[awooligan]

[Oh... Yeah, maybe. From a distance. Big bird things aren't high on his list of things he's inclined to get close to, thanks to some bad times in the past, but it wasn't like a lizard bird, or on all fours like a horse or a certain monster, so they weren't automatically the worse.]

I think so
I just called it Big Bird in my head

That sounds horrifying
I've only seen a dead mandrake in a jar in class but I'd never want to find one for real
I already like meat way better, but if my carrots and shit started imitating those, I'd be the opposite of a vegetarian