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[firstbump]

Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.

((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))

Comments

[necromanswers]

nah man that's what I'm saying, it's slow so come by and I'll show you how to make something simple, you can take it with you

my rates are hella fair

[firstbump]

I get it now. Thank you I will come over. Is it okay if I bring Hythlodaeus? I can't leave him behind.

[necromanswers]

I don't mind. Ditto can keep an eye on him while we work, he'll be fine.

[firstbump]

Should be pretty easy, considering it's almost nap time again. He's pretty good at sleeping anywhere.

[necromanswers]

yep, sounds like a baby to me. that's perfect, Ditto loves being lazy when he's in cat-mode.

come on over any time before 5

[firstbump]

He's just old enough to know he's cute and to try to use it to get his way.

Got it. Anything I could bring? I could get you a pomegranate or two.

[necromanswers]

oh shit, you mean like a real pomegranate? because I will absolutely take that.

[firstbump]

Yes a real pomegranate. We've got a tree. I can bring two if you don't want to share and someone else might want one?

And when I get there I'll give you an explanation of why I'm having the problems I'm having. Things like that are better said in person.

[necromanswers]

god, I can't tell you the last time I had a real pomegranate. bring whatever you can spare, I'll put it to good use.

[Real ingredients means she can recreate it! That's exciting.]

I get the sentiment, that's fine with me. see you when you get here.

Good to move to log soon yes?

[firstbump]

Will do. The tree's been a godssend, honestly.

Should I just walk in the front?

heck yeah!

[necromanswers]

that's the ideal way to enter a building, yes.

Will do that Friday night or Saturday morning then o\

[firstbump]

Ha! Just thought I'd ask in case you wanted me to go in the back entrance if there is one. I noticed some of the buildings have them. Two doors. Something I've never seen on the First.

[necromanswers]

gonna blow your mind and tell you some houses have a SIDE door, too.

but yeah use the front. see ya

Or, you know, Wednesday.

[firstbump]

Insanity. Total insanity.

((To here.))