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[firstbump]

Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.

((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))

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[necromanswers]

Come to the professionals, my dude, the restaurant's open right now & it's not busy.

[scourgingstars]

i haven't much talent, but i would welcome a distraction if you would like to come over. no repayment needed by any means.

[shroudedsecrets]

... This does not simply seem a simple request to obtain a new skill.

[ He's not very subtle that something isn't right, at least. ]

[iustaegis]

Hello! It seems you have a few offers already, but if you need more, I wouldn't mind teaching you a few recipes.

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[original_is_best]

I can give you a list of time and temperatures to cook a steak according to it's weight and thickness.

[One had to be precise about these things.]