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[firstbump]

Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.

((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))

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[firstbump]

[Ardbert sighs.]

Just as long as you don't try explaining the equations to me. I'm more of a projectile motion and lever man. Throw and cleave. ... I snuck into a lecture once while I was dead just to see what was going on and thought my metaphorical brain would melt out my ears. Rather would not see if it'd actually kill me trying to understand it all now that I'm alive.

[Yet he still remembers some general stuff. It was interesting because it was applicable to fighting.]

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[original_is_best]

if not the equations, then how about the core concepts?

[Surely he must be interested in that, right?]

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[firstbump]

Concepts are good. Those are the most important part to most people anyways.

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[original_is_best]

Excellent.

I look forward to working with you.

[Audio]

[firstbump]

Right. Same to you.

[Wow this got... really off track.]