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The First | Text | Help Pls
Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.
((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))
((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))
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Both free and paid help counts. But I have friends who are already chiding me for being a fool for trying to handle this on my own.
My own aether. I'm what my world calls a Warrior, and I'm strong enough that I can heal and protect myself to make it easier on my party's healer. Or when I do something stupid, like slice the back of my fingers open with a knife while cutting up vegetables.
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But if you're around too much excess aether, it can be just as bad, and can kill you or drive you mad. It takes time to replenish from the world around you, and how much aether someone can hold within them varies from person to person. Enough excess aether in an area can affect its weather.
Aether sometimes forms crystals if there's enough of a concentration of it. They can be used as an energy source and can be aspected to different elements. We've learned how to fashion large crystals called Aetherytes that you can use to travel to any place you've been to before with an Aetheryte using the aetheric streams that course through the planet.
... That's more or less all I know. I'm the giant axe swinging man, not a healer or mage.
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[Because this post about him learning to cook was all about Verstael satisfying his curiosity now.]
Aetherytes allow you to perform a type of teleportation, then?
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[This guy has completely forgotten about the start of the conversation because he's interested in aether. ... A little creepy, to be honest.]
Aye. You can follow a friend if you're close enough to each other, too. You don't have to individually pay the upkeep price that way.
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[He has no problem sharing that information. He was quite proud of it, actually. Even if he'd been here for a while, home still played an important part in his life.]
An 'upkeep price'?
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Just Ardbert here, like I said. Sounds like you're in charge of a lot of stuff back home.
[Ardbert shrugs, even though Verstael can't see it.]
Might not be the right term, but yes. I guess I misspoke a bit earlier. Aetherytes also have arcane machinery attached to them. Everything has to work right or people teleporting to that Aetheryte might not find their destination partway through. Which means they'd be stuck like that, maybe for all eternity, unless they get lucky enough that someone can find them and pull them out. You can count on one hand the people that can do that.
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[No reason not to be cordial. Ardbert was being quite helpful.]
I see. Does such an... error occur often in this mode of travel?
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No, mostly because everyone works hard to make sure it doesn't, and those who use them tend to have more money than those who can't due to their skills.
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[There's some side notes he's skipping with that, but eh.]
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I'm just going by what the experts say. I know nothing of it myself, but you can almost feel it when you travel that way. That if you lose your way, you might never find your way out again.
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[So it was different.
Which meant, there would be some way to measure that distance.]
In the future would you be willing to visit my lab for analysis? I would like to investigate this further.
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Maybe once I'm a bit more adjusted to, well, everything. I'll think about it. What sort of stuff would you be investigating?
[He's mildly creeped out but also brainy types can be like this, he knows. Nyelbert sometimes got into modes like this, unable to help himself.]
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It's quite fascinating, really.
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Just as long as you don't try explaining the equations to me. I'm more of a projectile motion and lever man. Throw and cleave. ... I snuck into a lecture once while I was dead just to see what was going on and thought my metaphorical brain would melt out my ears. Rather would not see if it'd actually kill me trying to understand it all now that I'm alive.
[Yet he still remembers some general stuff. It was interesting because it was applicable to fighting.]
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[Surely he must be interested in that, right?]
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I look forward to working with you.
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[Wow this got... really off track.]