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Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.

((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))

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[original_is_best]

Interesting.

[So it was different.

Which meant, there would be some way to measure that distance.]

In the future would you be willing to visit my lab for analysis? I would like to investigate this further.

[Audio]

[firstbump]

[Ardbert almost asks "I'm going to be allowed to leave, right?" but thinks better of it out of not wanting to be rude.]

Maybe once I'm a bit more adjusted to, well, everything. I'll think about it. What sort of stuff would you be investigating?

[He's mildly creeped out but also brainy types can be like this, he knows. Nyelbert sometimes got into modes like this, unable to help himself.]

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[original_is_best]

To some extent that would have to be discovered in and of itself. However, if you are able to sense a difference between yourself and me, then there must be something detectable there. Once I have my laboratory properly set up, I should be able to examine a number of variables and see if I can find any leads. Sometimes science comes down to trial and error.

It's quite fascinating, really.

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[Ardbert sighs.]

Just as long as you don't try explaining the equations to me. I'm more of a projectile motion and lever man. Throw and cleave. ... I snuck into a lecture once while I was dead just to see what was going on and thought my metaphorical brain would melt out my ears. Rather would not see if it'd actually kill me trying to understand it all now that I'm alive.

[Yet he still remembers some general stuff. It was interesting because it was applicable to fighting.]

[Audio]

[original_is_best]

if not the equations, then how about the core concepts?

[Surely he must be interested in that, right?]

[Audio]

[firstbump]

Concepts are good. Those are the most important part to most people anyways.

[Audio]

[original_is_best]

Excellent.

I look forward to working with you.

[Audio]

[firstbump]

Right. Same to you.

[Wow this got... really off track.]