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Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.

((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))

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[iustaegis]

Hello! It seems you have a few offers already, but if you need more, I wouldn't mind teaching you a few recipes.

[firstbump]

It wouldn't hurt to have a few more. Thank you.

[iustaegis]

Of course. Where do you live? If you are not busy now, I will gladly come over to help.

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[Oh hells, he didn't think this through.]

I can send you the address. Hold on.

[There's the address.]

There. Maybe you can show me how to use the replicator?

[iustaegis]

[ He doesn't know how to use the replic-- this is an emergency.

But also, isn't that Era's and Asphodelus' address...? She didn't know they gained a new roommate! ]

Oh, yes, of course! I'll be over right away.

[firstbump]

[Yes, it is. Both an emergency and their address.]

Thank you. I may be in bad shape. Just to warn you. It's been stressful. I'll explain when you get there.

[iustaegis]

[ Bad shape, stressful--? She's only becoming more worried.

But head over she does, and he'll receive this text message once she's at their residence. ]

I'm here.

[ Last time they had been at this place, Era had to "unlock" it via what Pyra could only presume to be a magical sort of key. Which means that Pyra must wait for either him to let her in, or the enchantment be disabled. ]

[firstbump]

Coming.

[To here unless you want to do action spam which I'm also okay with so]