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Ardbert ([personal profile] firstbump) wrote in [community profile] hugtopia2020-04-03 07:28 pm

The First | Text | Help Pls

Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.

((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))
original_is_best: (Let me tell you about my meat)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-05 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I can give you a list of time and temperatures to cook a steak according to it's weight and thickness.

[One had to be precise about these things.]
original_is_best: (In your arrogance)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-05 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I suggest you familiarize yourself with them. Thermometers are simple enough to use, even for the untrained.

There are also visual cues one can look for whilst cooking to determine if it is finished yet or not.

Cooking is a simple task of measurement and monitoring.
original_is_best: (Hmm?)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-05 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm, definitely a strange thing to say.

Which meant he needed to pry for more information.]


Were you previously comatose?

[The question was sincere rather than condescending. Clearly he wanted an explanation, and if he had any inkling he was being insensitive he wasn't showing it.]
original_is_best: (Curious)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-05 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He considered it for a moment before responding.]

Then I might suggest investing in a toaster and having others cook until you have full control over your faculties. There are acceptable cooks available in the area. It would be unnecessary to accidentally cook yourself due to any inability to control your limbs.
original_is_best: (Smug smirk)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-05 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
While it is commendable to want to make progress, injury could readily prolong any difficulties you have.

So yes. I believe you may be getting ahead of yourself. Work on properly controlling your body first, then play with fire.
original_is_best: (Hmm?)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-06 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He was confused for a moment. He didn't oft think of 'human kindness' or generosity. Not that he didn't believe it ever happened. Of course it did. It just wasn't the kind of thing that touched his life often.]

I... suppose there are those in the area who would assist for free. I have someone myself who oft does the cooking.

With what could you heal yourself with?
original_is_best: @Fontech (Smug Narrow Eyes)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-07 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Aether. I would like to know more about this aether, as well as healing abilities on your world. Do you understand how it works scientifically?
original_is_best: (Smug smirk)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-08 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Fascinating. You have been more than helpful. Would you be willing to show me how you control this aether at some point?

[Because this post about him learning to cook was all about Verstael satisfying his curiosity now.]

Aetherytes allow you to perform a type of teleportation, then?
original_is_best: (Let me tell you about my meat)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-08 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Research Chief Verstael Besithia of the Imperial Army.

[He has no problem sharing that information. He was quite proud of it, actually. Even if he'd been here for a while, home still played an important part in his life.]

An 'upkeep price'?
original_is_best: (Curious)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-09 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
A pleasure.

[No reason not to be cordial. Ardbert was being quite helpful.]

I see. Does such an... error occur often in this mode of travel?
original_is_best: (Side glance)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-11 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It must be known of from people who have suffered such a fate and then been recovered, correct?
original_is_best: @Fontech (Gazing up quizzically)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-12 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
How do you know of the end result then?
original_is_best: (Smug smirk)

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[personal profile] original_is_best 2020-04-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I see. And what of those outside of your world? Are you able to detect the same aether within them as those of your world?

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