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The First | Text | Help Pls
Hello my name is Ardbert. I need to learn how to cook immediately. I'm willing to pay with touching. Nothing inappropriate. Thank you.
((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))
((OOC: For the record, Ardbert is stupid, and has told no one that Emet-Selch/Hades is gone yet. He will accept multiple offers! Corresponding log is here.))
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[One had to be precise about these things.]
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I suppose that will be useful eventually. But I can't exactly cook one yet and I don't know how temperatures work very well. Only crafts folk and researchers had thermometers back home.
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There are also visual cues one can look for whilst cooking to determine if it is finished yet or not.
Cooking is a simple task of measurement and monitoring.
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Here's the thing: easy things are complicated for me right now. I'm not used to being able to do anything physical, and my mind almost entirely forgot things like how hands work. Which is to say you can't have known any of that, but that's what I'm dealing with right now.
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Which meant he needed to pry for more information.]
Were you previously comatose?
[The question was sincere rather than condescending. Clearly he wanted an explanation, and if he had any inkling he was being insensitive he wasn't showing it.]
[private Audio] Early Shadowbringers spoilers
Would've been easier if I had been. But, no. I was a spirit without a physical body for over a hundred years. Could only see and hear but no one could do the same for me until near the very end of it.
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Then I might suggest investing in a toaster and having others cook until you have full control over your faculties. There are acceptable cooks available in the area. It would be unnecessary to accidentally cook yourself due to any inability to control your limbs.
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... Guess I've been thinking too long term, huh?
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So yes. I believe you may be getting ahead of yourself. Work on properly controlling your body first, then play with fire.
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... but you're probably right. It's stupid to think people wouldn't want to help, considering the circumstances, aye?
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I... suppose there are those in the area who would assist for free. I have someone myself who oft does the cooking.
With what could you heal yourself with?
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Both free and paid help counts. But I have friends who are already chiding me for being a fool for trying to handle this on my own.
My own aether. I'm what my world calls a Warrior, and I'm strong enough that I can heal and protect myself to make it easier on my party's healer. Or when I do something stupid, like slice the back of my fingers open with a knife while cutting up vegetables.
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But if you're around too much excess aether, it can be just as bad, and can kill you or drive you mad. It takes time to replenish from the world around you, and how much aether someone can hold within them varies from person to person. Enough excess aether in an area can affect its weather.
Aether sometimes forms crystals if there's enough of a concentration of it. They can be used as an energy source and can be aspected to different elements. We've learned how to fashion large crystals called Aetherytes that you can use to travel to any place you've been to before with an Aetheryte using the aetheric streams that course through the planet.
... That's more or less all I know. I'm the giant axe swinging man, not a healer or mage.
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[Because this post about him learning to cook was all about Verstael satisfying his curiosity now.]
Aetherytes allow you to perform a type of teleportation, then?
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[This guy has completely forgotten about the start of the conversation because he's interested in aether. ... A little creepy, to be honest.]
Aye. You can follow a friend if you're close enough to each other, too. You don't have to individually pay the upkeep price that way.
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[He has no problem sharing that information. He was quite proud of it, actually. Even if he'd been here for a while, home still played an important part in his life.]
An 'upkeep price'?
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Just Ardbert here, like I said. Sounds like you're in charge of a lot of stuff back home.
[Ardbert shrugs, even though Verstael can't see it.]
Might not be the right term, but yes. I guess I misspoke a bit earlier. Aetherytes also have arcane machinery attached to them. Everything has to work right or people teleporting to that Aetheryte might not find their destination partway through. Which means they'd be stuck like that, maybe for all eternity, unless they get lucky enough that someone can find them and pull them out. You can count on one hand the people that can do that.
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[No reason not to be cordial. Ardbert was being quite helpful.]
I see. Does such an... error occur often in this mode of travel?
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No, mostly because everyone works hard to make sure it doesn't, and those who use them tend to have more money than those who can't due to their skills.
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[There's some side notes he's skipping with that, but eh.]
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I'm just going by what the experts say. I know nothing of it myself, but you can almost feel it when you travel that way. That if you lose your way, you might never find your way out again.
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