leave me alone, I'm lonely [text - cw: talk of underage drinking.]

[awooligan]

I guess announcing this sort of thing is what you do on here, so
Héctor Rivera-Adlantis and Neko Adobephotoshop aren't here anymore
Yes I know it's Adomaitis and Nekane, I don't care

[But he'll still make it clear who they are, and stuff. Something something jerk was married to a forgotten guy, being remembered is basic decency or something.]

What I care about is that this means someone else has gotta step up and buy my booze for me
Preferably without the lecture

Comments

[astralera]

wow me?
funny???
I better stop. wouldn't want anyone to think I have a sense of humour and ruin my reputation

If I had any choice I'd be less involved, but war & impending apocalypses suck and nobody is better at what I do than me lol

[awooligan]

[The most depressing lol...]

🙄
Have you given me a ton of reasons to think you're funny before now?
Come on

For real though, if you are drinking, it's time for water

[astralera]

Would you have even noticed with how far up your arse your attitude is? 🙄

Thanks for the concern, but I'm not. I rarely drink. It used to be that I would never drink, for the same reason as Héctor.

[awooligan]

Wow can't believe you're being so mean to someone that just lost a friend

Got it
Sucks about that

[astralera]

Wow I'm so sorry. My mistake. I thought you wanted to repress your emotions and then drown them in alcohol. 🤷‍♀️

It's fine. My bf spent some time teaching me how to taste for various poisons in drinks, and now I just make my own.


Drinks, I mean. Not poisons. I don't have the ingredients for those.

[awooligan]

Wow look who doesn't know everything
You're only half right

🤨

[astralera]

Whichever half it is, alcohol doesn't help as much as you think it might. I prefer to train until I pass out. No dreams that way.

[awooligan]

I drink for fun with friends, not to drown sorrows
I'm just looking out for future Cliff

I ran until I passed out once though
Weird day after

[astralera]

That's good. Keep it that way, and make sure you all keep hydrated and fed. If you do, I wouldn't mind sparing a bottle of wine every now and then for you and your friends to enjoy.

Weird how?

I do know it isn't the healthiest thing, but sometimes you just need everything to shut off for a night.

[awooligan]

Jeeeeez I said no lecture 🙄🙄😒

So it's going to sound really bad but it turned out to be fine
Woke up in some dude's bathtub

I wasn't judging

[astralera]

It's not a lecture, it's a life tip. 🙄🤷‍♀️ Alcohol with friends is more enjoyable when you don't wake up to an excruciating hangover.

Huh that is pretty weird. At least you didn't drown.

As a healer I figured it best to include a disclaimer that it is not the healthiest thing to do. I'm just in a position where I'm likely to die so young that I needn't worry about the long-term consequences of most things.

[awooligan]

It wasn't a FILLED bathtub

[astralera]

Somehow that just makes it weirder

[awooligan]

How is that weirder??

[astralera]

Who just puts someone in an empty bath?

[awooligan]

[He can't exactly say he was a wolf at the time and Oscar thought he might die in the night, so he wanted some easy clean-up in the worst case scenario...]

There was a blanket

I don't know, if he put me in a filled bath don't you think he'd undress me?
That's SUPER creepy

[astralera]

No, when you want to wake someone up like that you throw water on them or you throw them into shallow water.

[awooligan]

Wtf you just let them sleep

[astralera]

That's when you put them on a bed or something. Bath tubs are only comfortable for sleeping with nice, hot water & a neck pillow if you can't breathe water

[awooligan]

I slept fine
It was a good blanket

[astralera]

I don't think I've ever met a bad blanket before
All blankets are good, just like all chocobos are good

[awooligan]

You know what I'm going to ask

[astralera]

No, the vast majority of blankets in my world are incapable of sentience.

[awooligan]

Haha 🙄

[astralera]

I'm serious. They aren't like vegetables.