leave me alone, I'm lonely [text - cw: talk of underage drinking.]

[awooligan]

I guess announcing this sort of thing is what you do on here, so
Héctor Rivera-Adlantis and Neko Adobephotoshop aren't here anymore
Yes I know it's Adomaitis and Nekane, I don't care

[But he'll still make it clear who they are, and stuff. Something something jerk was married to a forgotten guy, being remembered is basic decency or something.]

What I care about is that this means someone else has gotta step up and buy my booze for me
Preferably without the lecture

Comments

[awooligan]

[Two very cool people that are great at dealing with their feelings, right here.]

Subtract four eyes and it sounds good to me
My gf probably would love it

You've picked fights with multiple gods and won
I mean, why not
You're so weird

[astralera]

The eyes are the best part. They make it look most like my bf

No. Gods who turn their followers into mindless thralls, drain life from the star, and seek to enslave or kill countless others are the ones picking the fight.

There is a reason one of my titles is 'God Slayer'. It's not like I'd just let them keep hurting people.

[awooligan]

More reason to subtract them

Wait I've seen him and he has two or three eyes, not six

So how did the superhero start dating the supervillain again?
Because you're just a comic book character if you're not fucking with me
Which I haven't completely ruled out

[astralera]

No they're super cute

Yeah that's his normal mortal form so it has 2 normal eyes and the Garlean 3rd eye. His monster form has four arms and six eyes and is very cool

I'm unfamiliar with comic books and the ilk, though I've heard of them.

But we both showed up here at the same time. I already killed him, he honoured my victory, and so we agreed to be allies. We became roommates, and he was all
nice
???
he would cook me food and discuss arcanima with me

The main factor is that I'm the reincarnation of the woman he loved many millennia ago, and she loved him too even if she didn't realize it.
They had a disagreement just before their world was destroyed. Somehow he survived but she didn't.
Lots of complicated shite.
Eventually I realized here that I had feelings for him so I tried to make them go away.
That worked really well, obviously. A great success.

[awooligan]

[That's so much...and she keeps saying things that really drop the pedestal she's on for him, which is wild because she's also talking about saving the people of the universe by punching gods!]

Are you drinking right now?

[astralera]

You asked. I answered.

Not everyone comes from some version of 'Earth', so stop acting like your reality is the only one that's believable. It isn't.

[awooligan]

I'm asking because you're actually being funny, not because I think you're full of shit
In one of my lives I went to a school with magic and monsters
You're way more involved in all that than I ever was, but I know it's possible

[astralera]

wow me?
funny???
I better stop. wouldn't want anyone to think I have a sense of humour and ruin my reputation

If I had any choice I'd be less involved, but war & impending apocalypses suck and nobody is better at what I do than me lol

[awooligan]

[The most depressing lol...]

🙄
Have you given me a ton of reasons to think you're funny before now?
Come on

For real though, if you are drinking, it's time for water

[astralera]

Would you have even noticed with how far up your arse your attitude is? 🙄

Thanks for the concern, but I'm not. I rarely drink. It used to be that I would never drink, for the same reason as Héctor.

[awooligan]

Wow can't believe you're being so mean to someone that just lost a friend

Got it
Sucks about that

[astralera]

Wow I'm so sorry. My mistake. I thought you wanted to repress your emotions and then drown them in alcohol. 🤷‍♀️

It's fine. My bf spent some time teaching me how to taste for various poisons in drinks, and now I just make my own.


Drinks, I mean. Not poisons. I don't have the ingredients for those.

[awooligan]

Wow look who doesn't know everything
You're only half right

🤨

[astralera]

Whichever half it is, alcohol doesn't help as much as you think it might. I prefer to train until I pass out. No dreams that way.

[awooligan]

I drink for fun with friends, not to drown sorrows
I'm just looking out for future Cliff

I ran until I passed out once though
Weird day after

[astralera]

That's good. Keep it that way, and make sure you all keep hydrated and fed. If you do, I wouldn't mind sparing a bottle of wine every now and then for you and your friends to enjoy.

Weird how?

I do know it isn't the healthiest thing, but sometimes you just need everything to shut off for a night.

[awooligan]

Jeeeeez I said no lecture 🙄🙄😒

So it's going to sound really bad but it turned out to be fine
Woke up in some dude's bathtub

I wasn't judging

[astralera]

It's not a lecture, it's a life tip. 🙄🤷‍♀️ Alcohol with friends is more enjoyable when you don't wake up to an excruciating hangover.

Huh that is pretty weird. At least you didn't drown.

As a healer I figured it best to include a disclaimer that it is not the healthiest thing to do. I'm just in a position where I'm likely to die so young that I needn't worry about the long-term consequences of most things.

[awooligan]

It wasn't a FILLED bathtub

[astralera]

Somehow that just makes it weirder

[awooligan]

How is that weirder??

[astralera]

Who just puts someone in an empty bath?

[awooligan]

[He can't exactly say he was a wolf at the time and Oscar thought he might die in the night, so he wanted some easy clean-up in the worst case scenario...]

There was a blanket

I don't know, if he put me in a filled bath don't you think he'd undress me?
That's SUPER creepy

[astralera]

No, when you want to wake someone up like that you throw water on them or you throw them into shallow water.

[awooligan]

Wtf you just let them sleep