leave me alone, I'm lonely [text - cw: talk of underage drinking.]

[awooligan]

I guess announcing this sort of thing is what you do on here, so
Héctor Rivera-Adlantis and Neko Adobephotoshop aren't here anymore
Yes I know it's Adomaitis and Nekane, I don't care

[But he'll still make it clear who they are, and stuff. Something something jerk was married to a forgotten guy, being remembered is basic decency or something.]

What I care about is that this means someone else has gotta step up and buy my booze for me
Preferably without the lecture

Comments

[astralera]

Conduct or speech that incites rebellion or insurrection against the established governing authority.

A particular talent of mine, according to the tales.

[awooligan]

Well authority sucks, did they ever think about that? I'll rebel if I want to

You're a nerd though, shouldn't you be into that?

[astralera]

Into what?

[awooligan]

Sucking up to nerdy government authorities

[astralera]

No.

I have played a key role in dismantling two governments, and liberating three nations from imperial subjugation.

I exist to protect the people, not their governing bodies.

I would much rather be adventuring & helping people than being forced to sit in on meetings I've no qualifications for.

You can't just tell a nation's leader they're being a fucking psychopath, you have to be all politically correct about it. You also can't just kill the Emperor during a parley even if he's right there and talking shite and you really want to.

I'm the one you point at something and tell to fight it. All the low-IQ high-effort stuff best suited to me.


I also make sweet fruit wine if you want a bottle. The only stipulation is that you remember to hydrate between glasses.

[awooligan]

[That looks like a whole lot of nerd words he doesn't want to read for a while, and then he forgets for another while after that. But hey! He's back!]

Yeah I forgot that you have zero patience
My bad

That sounds like something that could become a lecture really quick, but if that's the end of it I'll let it slide

[Like, he won't do that, but he'll say he will and pretend.]

Sounds good to me

[astralera]

If I had no patience I wouldn't have wasted my time typing that.

What's there to lecture about? It's alcohol, not taboo magicks. Keeping hydrated prevents hangovers and you're bitchy enough without one.

[awooligan]

Damn, girl

[A fair assessment and all, but still.]

Some people get bitchy during the drinking part
Or make dumbass decisions
Or they ruin their lives by becoming alcoholics
I just think it's fun

[astralera]

Am I wrong?


Last time I drank I created an eldritch form for Carbuncle and stole all my boyfriend's blankets while he was napping.

A potentially life-ruining act, but fortunately he was too lazy to get mad lol

[awooligan]

I'm a teenager so I'm allowed

[Meanwhile, he doesn't know how to process Era saying "lol".]

Isn't carbuncle just you
Are you eldritch on alcohol

[astralera]

Is that so? I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever see my little siblings again.


Yes and no. We are separate, but connected.

I use a part of myself as its core, then augment its appearance and abilities using aether I've absorbed from the deiform entities I've slain.

I designed its eldritch form using my boyfriend's aether. It's super cute ❤️

[awooligan]

[And emoji?????]

Oh
So that guy's gone?

I have doubts about that, but okay
What's a deiform entity

[astralera]

[ She ignores the question. ]

It looks the same but much larger, and a lovely shade of dark purple with bright pink accents, a fluffy white chest, little claws, and six super cute glowing white eyes.

It does that affectionate slow-blink cats do, but its pairs of eyes are all out of sync. Its fur is also the softest thing I've ever touched. I've never felt a coat so dense and plush.

God-like beings that are not necessarily deities.

[awooligan]

[Two very cool people that are great at dealing with their feelings, right here.]

Subtract four eyes and it sounds good to me
My gf probably would love it

You've picked fights with multiple gods and won
I mean, why not
You're so weird

[astralera]

The eyes are the best part. They make it look most like my bf

No. Gods who turn their followers into mindless thralls, drain life from the star, and seek to enslave or kill countless others are the ones picking the fight.

There is a reason one of my titles is 'God Slayer'. It's not like I'd just let them keep hurting people.

[awooligan]

More reason to subtract them

Wait I've seen him and he has two or three eyes, not six

So how did the superhero start dating the supervillain again?
Because you're just a comic book character if you're not fucking with me
Which I haven't completely ruled out

[astralera]

No they're super cute

Yeah that's his normal mortal form so it has 2 normal eyes and the Garlean 3rd eye. His monster form has four arms and six eyes and is very cool

I'm unfamiliar with comic books and the ilk, though I've heard of them.

But we both showed up here at the same time. I already killed him, he honoured my victory, and so we agreed to be allies. We became roommates, and he was all
nice
???
he would cook me food and discuss arcanima with me

The main factor is that I'm the reincarnation of the woman he loved many millennia ago, and she loved him too even if she didn't realize it.
They had a disagreement just before their world was destroyed. Somehow he survived but she didn't.
Lots of complicated shite.
Eventually I realized here that I had feelings for him so I tried to make them go away.
That worked really well, obviously. A great success.

[awooligan]

[That's so much...and she keeps saying things that really drop the pedestal she's on for him, which is wild because she's also talking about saving the people of the universe by punching gods!]

Are you drinking right now?

[astralera]

You asked. I answered.

Not everyone comes from some version of 'Earth', so stop acting like your reality is the only one that's believable. It isn't.

[awooligan]

I'm asking because you're actually being funny, not because I think you're full of shit
In one of my lives I went to a school with magic and monsters
You're way more involved in all that than I ever was, but I know it's possible

[astralera]

wow me?
funny???
I better stop. wouldn't want anyone to think I have a sense of humour and ruin my reputation

If I had any choice I'd be less involved, but war & impending apocalypses suck and nobody is better at what I do than me lol

[awooligan]

[The most depressing lol...]

🙄
Have you given me a ton of reasons to think you're funny before now?
Come on

For real though, if you are drinking, it's time for water

[astralera]

Would you have even noticed with how far up your arse your attitude is? 🙄

Thanks for the concern, but I'm not. I rarely drink. It used to be that I would never drink, for the same reason as Héctor.

[awooligan]

Wow can't believe you're being so mean to someone that just lost a friend

Got it
Sucks about that

[astralera]

Wow I'm so sorry. My mistake. I thought you wanted to repress your emotions and then drown them in alcohol. 🤷‍♀️

It's fine. My bf spent some time teaching me how to taste for various poisons in drinks, and now I just make my own.


Drinks, I mean. Not poisons. I don't have the ingredients for those.